Eddie is my life

Call me CD (they/it/any) I do post suggestive stuff from time to time, nothing explicitly shown (SINCE I CANT FUCKING DRAW THAT SHIT)

[ominouscdmuncher]

“Since I’ve started gaining somewhat of an audience (3 whole people gasp) I thought I’d write an introduction!”

QNA!

(Mostly bullshit)

Q: What can i call you?

A: CD, Avery or pretty much whatever is fine I don’t really mind

Q: do you got any of em woke pronouns shit?

A: I DO! Trying out they/it/any. I’m queer unlabelled however #indecisive

Q: what do you do?

A: I draw and write but I mostly just shitpost, only occasionally posting art

Q: Will you marry me?

A: no I’m engaged to Eddie sorry hon 😢

Q: you the person with the Eddie time folder

A: YES!!!! It’s around the 400s, I have every cg sprite and rix doodle to exist

Q: you one of em yume self ship things?

A: I AM!!!! Eddie jcc I love him so much he’s so aughhgkfkd

I accidentally did this with the photo editor im crying

FANDOMS!!!!!

“main ones are the sig games mainly jackpot crash course, deltarune, Minecraft and sf/dawtde!

Some other ones (mostly here cause I just know of their general existence and I can hold a convo about it) are the Stanley parable, house of puso, look back anime, don’t hug me I’m scared andwelcome home. There’s prob more I’m forgetting but shhhh”

ROLEPLAY BLOG!!!

My jcc oc and shameless self insert @the-mumbly-author-ever

[why-wont-you-eat-tuna]

How I feel liking posts about yellow and blue from deltarune not knowing literally anything about the source material

[ominouscdmuncher]

I know I’m probably not responsible for this but ITS ME GUYS I INDOCTRINATED THEM INTO THE DELTAPEAK

(Also send me said posts or just directly to the Aug since I lowk got her hooked on bluebell) (also yes I’m calling the ship bluebell and nobody can stop me)

[ominouscdmuncher]

Genuinely pissed about something so TIME TO RANT ABOUT IT

DELTARUNE RANT

TW: mentions of suicide

1st paragraph is just a recap of what happens in wr feel free to skip that

So in broad strokes the weird route (which I’ll be referring to as wr) in deltarune involves the soul/player using Kris to control Noelle and make her stronger. At the end of chapter 4 wr Noelle’s mother calls to tell Kris that Noelle wants to go to the festival with them. In chapter 5 we force kris out of bed and to go to the festival. We’re greeted by Susie who was told by Noelle to bring Kris to the lake. At said lake Susie leaves and Noelle goes on a rant about how she’s the only one who’s noticed that Kris has changed, and that she wants to change too and that she wants to do something crazy. Then she drags Kris into the lake with her, where they presumably kill themselves.

Now to the point of my rant. I saw a little animation earlier of Susie seeing Kris and Noelle’s bodies. Can you guess the comments? “Susie’s fault”.

EXCUSE ME. the fact that she left Kris and Noelle alone to talk without her means that it is HER FAULT HER ONLY FRIENDS ARE DEAD.

It’s not Susie’s fault. It’s YOURS. The PLAYER. YOU could’ve aborted the weird route at ANY goddamn time. it’s not SUSIE’S. Stop shifting the blame for YOUR actions.

Am I taking this too seriously? Mayhaps. Do I care? Not really

Some of yall deltarune ‘fans’ are fucking stupid

[why-wont-you-eat-tuna]

Meows meowishly at you

Barks

[ominouscdmuncher]

Cries

[why-wont-you-eat-tuna]

Someone pls draw themselves/their Sona and their favorite character as this please

[ominouscdmuncher]

Bet (and forgive)

[sponsor-the-cowgirl]

"Hey, uh..."

[They look down at the floor like a kicked puppy.]

"So, you know the Vick group, right? Well, they might've seen us split the things that person gave you. And uh…"

[He gulps before attempting to look you in the eye. He fails miserably and ends up staring at your shoes like they’re the most interesting things in the world.]

"They cornered me in the shop and demanded that I hand over the stuff. And. Uhm. I may have not said no. Because, uh. They kind of scare me.”

[Its head dips even lower (if that’s possible), chin against their chest.]

“You can use that axe on me I don’t mind.”

- the one who mumbles I think

(@the-mumbly-author-ever)

" ah. "

[She's a little concerned that they would think she is the type of person to do that, but that expression isn't visible through her mask]

[she sighs]

" it's ok. They're pretty 'timidatin. Especially for a little guy like you. I didn't have mucha plan for the stuff anyways. "

[ominouscdmuncher]

LITTLE GUY 😭

[why-wont-you-eat-tuna]

She's tall and lowk jacked and old ANYONE is a little guy to her

[ominouscdmuncher]

Okay yeah fair enough mumbly is like an infant to her

[sponsor-the-cowgirl]

"Hey, uh..."

[They look down at the floor like a kicked puppy.]

"So, you know the Vick group, right? Well, they might've seen us split the things that person gave you. And uh…"

[He gulps before attempting to look you in the eye. He fails miserably and ends up staring at your shoes like they’re the most interesting things in the world.]

"They cornered me in the shop and demanded that I hand over the stuff. And. Uhm. I may have not said no. Because, uh. They kind of scare me.”

[Its head dips even lower (if that’s possible), chin against their chest.]

“You can use that axe on me I don’t mind.”

- the one who mumbles I think

(@the-mumbly-author-ever)

" ah. "

[She's a little concerned that they would think she is the type of person to do that, but that expression isn't visible through her mask]

[she sighs]

" it's ok. They're pretty 'timidatin. Especially for a little guy like you. I didn't have mucha plan for the stuff anyways. "

[ominouscdmuncher]

LITTLE GUY 😭

[amethyst-art]

You could draw. Maybe. Like. The ed. Perchance

I like the ed

I too like the Ed :D

I was a lil tired today, so just a little sketch, but I had a lot of fun with this! He always seems so sad and tired :( so I drew him being a little joyful :3

[ominouscdmuncher]

The joyous ed!

[the-trivial-tycoon]

Interesting that you avoided saying Cupid because with that logic you would be marrying him. I see how it is…

“I avoided it because it wouldn't be an even number. Idiot.”

[ominouscdmuncher]

Right. Definitely. Mhmmmm.

[why-wont-you-eat-tuna]

The Gardener build ™

[ominouscdmuncher]

Literally just planting shit into the ground and like taking care of it how in the WORLD are they so jacked

[why-wont-you-eat-tuna]

Oh I also take like art reqs (like stuff ik if u wanna see a jcc character in my style I could probably do a headshot if u want)

[ominouscdmuncher]

Draw me (or mumbly author I’m not picky) getting his shit rocked in the sex nook by Eddie in the hanged man bar while he’s choking me (or mumbly) with his tongue while I (or mumbly) yank on his tie

I’ll give you 1 robuc

[why-wont-you-eat-tuna]

hey so idk abt the Eddie bar sex nook one

[ominouscdmuncher]

Ok then

hear me out.

Eddie with his boobs out

[why-wont-you-eat-tuna]

Oh I also take like art reqs (like stuff ik if u wanna see a jcc character in my style I could probably do a headshot if u want)

[ominouscdmuncher]

Draw me (or mumbly author I’m not picky) getting his shit rocked in the sex nook by Eddie in the hanged man bar while he’s choking me (or mumbly) with his tongue while I (or mumbly) yank on his tie

I’ll give you 1 robuc

[why-wont-you-eat-tuna]

Me: why does everyone think I'm a freak?

My fucking discord:

[ominouscdmuncher]

Done

[why-wont-you-eat-tuna]

Also can we talk about Benny hitting with no regrets. He didnt want to live with seeing Eddie die. His plan there mainly was just that either they both make it out, or neither of them make it out.

[ominouscdmuncher]

I get it I’d also rather die than not have my sweet darling amazing sexy husband

No I will NOT stop spamming this image fuck you

[ominouscdmuncher]

Blood sweat and TEARS into this bullshit

My neck and ass hurt so badly you have no idea

[ominouscdmuncher]

My 100th post is Eddie. Truly brings a tear to me eye

[ominouscdmuncher]

Thank you @alt-of-the-tuna-guy and everyone who got me to 25 reblogs!

Let’s be so fr 99.9999% of it was tuna (thank you Kev Kev)

[ominouscdmuncher]

My 100th post is Eddie. Truly brings a tear to me eye