[omnidannyc-blog]

Joseph Heller, author of "Catch 22" and other bestsellers was at a party in the Hamptons with a bunch of hedge fund managers. One guy came over to him and say, "see that young 25 year old over there? He made more money last year than you will ever make in your entire life." Joseph Heller said, "Well, I have one thing that he will never have." The other guy laughed and said, "what could that possibly be?" Heller said, "Enough."

this was posted by a guy who supposedly made millions and lost it all, only to make it back again. I kinda like it.

[omnidannyc-blog]

sometimes i tell myself this everyday 

[omnidannyc-blog]

ill love you until im dead on the outside. ill give you every one of my mortal seconds. ill never leave your side. ill die holding your hand. but after that I want some "me time." 

[brickstowell]

[bigdaddykelly]

just me & ma boo…

[omnidannyc-blog]

  Kelly Clancy is fucking gorgeous

[perfuckt]

One of Bo Burnham’s poems for his new poetry book, Egghead. 

[omnidannyc-blog]

Loneliness Can Kill You.

eventually, all of the working out that i do wont matter.

[thephuckery]

as simple and/or profound as you want or allow it to be.. to me at least.. "thoughts are like data programmed into a computer, registered on the screen of your life.. if u don’t like what u see on the screen, theres no point in trying to erase it. thought is cause, experience is...

[omnidannyc-blog]

in 3rd grade we needed to do a report on an animal...huge presentation and all. I wanted to do a jaguar but of course the selection of animals was on a first come first serve basis. i ended up going with jaguar, got rejected, and then all the animals were basically picked after that since all the kids rushed up. My 2nd choice by that point was between like 3 or 4 animals I literally had NEVER heard of. The three toed sloth seemed like an okay choice! Maybe I could find some books on it or whatever?! Keep in mind, its 1996/7 and theres barely anything good on the internet at the time. There was literally 2 websites on the internet at the time that had ANY fucking info about these things....and it was SENTENCES...like literally sentences....I needed to write like 12 different paragraphs about their favorite foods, where they live, predators, etc and all I could find was SENTENCES on these things!! Out of the 2 libraries in Alameda there were only 2 books....totally fucking insane...my report turned out pretty awesome though..I got to use a laser pointer and all. Nobody knew what the fuck a sloth was!

[omnidannyc-blog]

fuck my

[francescaaiello-deactivated2014]

💞

[omnidannyc-blog]

god damn. what the fuck.

[omnidannyc-blog]

"I truly believe there exists some combination of words -- there must exist certain words in a certain specific order that would explain all of this -- but with her I just can't ever seem to find them." 

[omnidannyc-blog]

vacuumed sucked that muthafucka

[thephuckery]

"It’s dark because you are trying too hard. Lightly child, lightly. Learn to do everything lightly. Yes, feel lightly even though you’re feeling deeply. Just lightly let things happen and lightly cope with them. I was so preposterously serious in those days, such a humorless little prig. Lightly,...

[omnidannyc-blog]

I read this and it calmed my nerves today 

[n3tzach-deactivated20190810]

The real hopeless victims of mental illness are to be found among those who appear to be most normal. “Many of them are normal because they are so well adjusted to our mode of existence, because their human voice has been silenced so early in their lives, that they do not even struggle or suffer or develop symptoms as the neurotic does." They are normal not in what may be called the absolute sense of the word; they are normal only in relation to a profoundly abnormal society. Their perfect adjustment to that abnormal society is a measure of their mental sickness. These millions of abnormally normal people, living without fuss in a society to which, if they were fully human beings, they ought not to be adjusted.

Aldous Huxley  (via thephuckery)

just reading this blows my fucking mind. i love it.

[omnidannyc-blog]

i jus want to b frans

[omnidannyc-blog]

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[omnidannyc-blog]

this is a god  damn lie i shouldnt put this up at all but fuck it im a hypocritical whore