young & a menace

cheryl. 34. she/her. there is no consistency here. let’s be friends.

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[importantdogimages]

[meirmakesstuff]

A guy at the gym just looked around, realized he was lifting the same weight as a "girl" in a wheelchair, pushed his weight up two notches, screamed once, and left.

[meirmakesstuff]

Like,

[meirmakesstuff]

This could have been avoided by keeping your eyes on your own workout,

This could have been avoided by realizing not all disabilities make people weaker--in fact, the opposite,

This could have been avoided by just being normal about things, man, I don't know what to tell you

[meirmakesstuff]

My wife (they/them) is the wheelchair user in this scenario. I was on standby because sometimes they lift so much weight they start to tip over.

[pinniposting]

newborn chudling noises…

via

[viralfrog]

[endiness]

SAM REID + JACOB ANDERSON Entertainment Weekly

[zarinamardonova]

[high-quality-tiktoks]

it’s been a few days and he loves it

[claptrap14]

[explorerrowan]

I love when cats clearly know something is intentionally for them. They are not shy about showing their appreciation.

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[omnificoctopus]

if we are both not working, why is it MY responsibility to clear the sink full of dishes? it’s one thing to ask me, which i totally don’t mind, but it’s another to yell about them not being done when i wasn’t asked.

[omnificoctopus]

if you are verbally calling my name out in a public space while YOU CAN SEE MY PHONE IN MY HANDS why would you not just call my phone? THAT IS WHAT IT IS FOR. i can also tell you this is horse shit bc i was VERY aware of how close the person behind me in line was bc it made me extremely uncomfortable—any step i took forward to have some personal space was immediately stepped into.

[omnificoctopus]

i wanna open my arms

not to hug but to harm

[omnificoctopus]

i’m sorry i wasn’t there for you

you’ll never understand what i’ve been though

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[omnificoctopus]

don’t get mad at me for not understanding something you didn’t say

[omnificoctopus]

it’s more fun to point fingers anywhere but a mirror