Mystery kids comic pt 1 episode 5 Resident Evil
(The adventure begins in the middle of the road in a car where our heroes Stan Pines, Asriel Dreemurr, Kris Dreemurr and Susie, Dipper and Mabel, Razputin and Lili are sitting on the car. Stanley gives the horn and Mabel takes out nachos and tries on earrings.)
Mabel Pines: Ha-ha! Nacho earrings. I'm so funny!
(And Susie takes the bag of nachos from Mabel and eats it)
Susie: Yes, yes, we know, give me some nachos, I want to eat.
Stanley Pines: It's a moot point. Come on, what kind of traffic jams are these? And why is everything here...
(and he notices the carts and village outfits)
Stanley Pines: Covered wagons?
(and he, shocked and horrified, realizes what's happening.)
Stanley Pines: Oh no! No! No!
(and in a panic he changes the lever and eats another place)
Stanley Pines: Not today! Not today!
(and he drives and brakes, almost hits three women, and he drives back)
Dipper Pines: Grunkle Stan, what's going on?
Susie: What action! Only the belt is blocking my view.
Asriel Dreemurr: Susie, stop it! Mr. Pines, stop it! We have children!
Stanley Pines: We need to get out of here... Before it's too late
(And the car, going full speed backwards, hit Perry Babcock, that SRK and the rage.)
Perry Babcock: Are you kidding me!?
Stanley Pines: We're trapped! No.....
(But Mabel is looking at the cute cow)
Mabel Pines: I have a good feeling about today
(Both Stan and Asriel get out of their cars, Stan inspects the broken bumper with rage.)
Stanley Pines: What a pest, my little swallow, are you completely sick?
Perry Babcock: Me!? You were the one looking in the wrong place and ruined my car too!
Asriel Dreemurr: You're both crazy.
(While the three were arguing, the children got out of the car and looked around the city, which looked like a common city.)
Coraline Jones: Hey guys, what's going on this time?
Lili Zanotto: Don't you know yourself?
Dipper Pines: Guys, look at the city.
(He lifts the fragment for a second. When he lowers it, the city takes on sepia tones, but that's just because of the dirty glass.)
Worker: Dirty glass. We have dirty glass! Dirty -Glass
Susie: Yes please.
(and then comes Steven and Connie Kaio Dendy Sari and all the other guys)
Steven Universe: Mabel, guys, you came!
Mabel Pines: Steven!
(And they both hug each other and the Gems and Autobots who have become machines come to them and their views on the BVL holiday are unpleasant)
Amethyst: Oh, my. Today is Pioneer Day. Every year these idiots dress up like idiots to celebrate the founding of Gravity Falls.
Pearl: Well, this is not my favorite day.
Bumblebee: And we don't feel comfortable at all.
(and Toby Resolute comes to them with a newspaper and an outfit, which angers Amethyst)
Toby Resolute: Welcome to 1863!
Amethyst: I'll slanar you, shorty!!
(and her head became a dinosaur's, which scared Toby to death and he runs away and trips over a barrel)
Mabel Pines: Wow! Look! Dipping a candle into paint!
Susie: Oh yes, food, more food.
Dipper Pines: Wow, gold panning!
(and they all watch the miracles and notice the strange wedding)
priest: I pronounce you husband and wife.
(and the woodpecker kisses his hand)
Woodpecker: Agree
Coraline Jones: What is this?
Dipper Pines: Oh yes. I remember that.
(he takes out a diary)
Dipper Pines: In Gravity Falls, it used to be legal to marry Dyatlov.
Woodpecker: Oh, it's still legal. Totally legal.
speaker: Everyone is welcome to the opening ceremony.
Susie: Quickly follow me, beat my duffel bag
(and all the children go there)
Stanley Pines: I'll curse!










