[omortales]

(  𓆰  𓆪  ）   an  independent  &  selective  portrayal  of  𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗲𝗹  from  supernatural.   (  angel  &  solider  of  the  LORD.  )  portrayal  is  based  on  s4-s5.  minors  do  not  interact.   penned by jetta.   she/her.   32.  eastern  time.  blog is under heavy construction.

─── CARRD. 𓆰  𓆪 

[omortales]

[text] I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.

( I AM SO SORRY i coulD NOT stop laughing at how perfect this one was please feel free to do a wrong number if you're not comfortable with this. i just )

[ text ] is this a compliment ?

[ text ] a semi truck is very weak.

[ text ] a cupid could kill one. it wouldn't even be a fair fight.

[omortales]

jetta. friday moooooood the vibes are up

[castiol-deactivated20160427]

”Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like?”

[sweetheartsundragon-blog]

Texts From Last Night ask meme!

[humaniiism]

[text] I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

[text] on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left

[text] just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart

[text] I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart

[text] This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

[text] o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

[text] Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.

[text] Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from

[text] I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.

[text] He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.

[text] After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment

[text] So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.

[text] Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

[text] Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.

[text] You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.

[text] I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?

[text] Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

[text] I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

[text] You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!

[text] This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.

[text] I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.

[text] The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

[text] I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!

[text] I think i sorta joined a cult last night

[text] I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet

[text] At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

[text] Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.

[text] omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.

[text] Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.

[text] Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.

[text] Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.

[text] The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?

[omortales]

jetta. the smoke outside rn got me feeling like the apocalypse is happening 😭😭😭 hope all my north east people are staying safe

[angelsdean]

Dean + Cas closeups in 5.08 ft ⊹₊⟡⋆ pinkified ⋆⟡₊⊹ walls

[cur4tor]

                 ( I'M A BYSTANDER TO THIS MESS I CREATED . . . )

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[omortales]

helloo new friends! this is a starter call ! mutuals, please like this post for a starter featuring s4/s5 castiel. length may vary. <3

[omortales]

; working on finishing these :)

[omortales]

starter for @violentnatured,

it has been a long time since castiel has ventured into the northern lands of the old gods.

though no mortal would notice anything amiss about the man in the trench coat, save for his unseasonable lack of winter layers, the feathers on castiel's wings ruffle ever so slightly in the pale moonlight of winter.

something is amiss here, on this village street. the sun's rays cannot reach the depths of winter here, but the cold penetrates much deeper than the snow that blankets the sleepy town.

castiel does not fear the old gods, of course. their power pales in comparison to the might of heaven. still, there is much and more he does not know about the old ways, and he is not keen on staying around long enough to find out.

[omortales]

starter for @eidetic187 𓆰  𓆪 

castiel has, at last, grown familiar enough with humans ( & their eccentric niceties ) to know that he will receive a smoother reception if he does not materialize, unannounced, in the middle of their living room. indeed, he has come to learn that his sudden appearance has the unintended capability of inducing heart attacks & at times, uncontrollable urination.

wishing to avoid such messes, castiel takes the trouble of knocking on the door of spencer reid's office still, he will not go so far as to bother to pretend he does not already see the man on the other side.

' hello ?

spencer reid ? i need to speak to you.

open the door at once. '

[omortales]

jetta. my big work thing is finally over ! happy to finally have more time to be here & write :)

i am looking to plot & form connections with my mutuals. i'm a bit shy about reaching out, but my messages are always open !

[omortales]

🧍🏻‍♂️

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[omortales]

jetta.

supernatural is very nickelback coded and creed coded and unfortunately I love that about it

[omortales]

why is there a raccoon in the kitchen?

' i don't know, dean. '

he doesn't have time for his trivial questions. what does it concern him if one of god's creatures is hungry ?

' have you considered that maybe it has just as much a right to be here as you do ? '

he has found the eye roll an effective method of communicating.

[omortales]

starter for @thcrnypain 𓆰  𓆪 

lately, castiel has been spending an inappropriate amount of time around demons. specifically, he has been spending far too much time allowing them to continue to live.

it goes against every divine word ever drilled into his essence to stand here before this demon, this so called meg, occupying the body of a dead girl, and let her continue to plague the planet with her existence. the winchesters might be blinded by her flimsy human disguise, but castiel can see right through to her decaying core.

it is disquieting, then, that he often finds it difficult to look away.

' give me one good reason why i shouldn't send you straight back down to the bowels of hell . '

[recordmemes]

༘⋆｡ things overheard at a college party starters.

WARNINGS: drugs, alcohol

i  swear  i  only  had,  like,  two  drinks...  and  maybe  a  gummy?

wait,  who's  house  is  this?

no,  no,  don't  text  them.

is  the  floor  supposed  to  feel  like  it's  moving?

why  are  there  three  people  in  the  bathtub?

if  anyone  asks,  we  were  never  here.

you  can't  shotgun  a  four  loko,  that's  how  you  die.

dude,  i  think  you're  bleeding.

i  just  watched  someone  do  a  keg  stand  while  crying.

i'm  not  drunk!  i  just  don't  trust  stairs.

oh  my  god,  is  someone  crying  in  the  pantry?

do  not  eat  the  brownies  in  the  green  tin.

there's  glitter  on  the  ceiling.

is  it  still  a  fire  hazard  if  we  open  the  windows?

nobody  can  leave  until  we  find  their  other  shoe.

if  i  throw  up  in  this  sink,  you  can't  tell  anyone.

give  me  your  phone.  i'm  confiscating  your  phone.

this  is  either  the  worst  or  best  night  of  my  life.

why  are  there  footprints  on  the  ceiling?

did  someone  just  break  the  couch?

you  showed  up  with  them?  that's  bold.

if  we  kiss  right  now,  i  blame  the  tequila.

wanna  get  out  of  here?

is  this  even  legal?  like,  structurally?

we  came  up  here  to  get  air  and  everyone  followed  us...

you  told  me  this  was  gonna  be  a  movie  night...

why  is  there  a  raccoon  in  the  kitchen?

i  didn't  think  he'd  actually  jump  off  the  roof.

we're  out  of  cups,  so  we're  using  bowls.

who  brought  a  fog  machine?

if  you  see  me  near  tequila  again,  tackle  me.

there's  a  conga  line  in  the  hallway.

this  house  is  not  up  to  code.

we're  playing  truth  or  dare,  and  it's  getting  mean.

he  made  me  take  a  shot  and  recite  the  greek  alphabet.

i  think  i  just  drank  pickle  brine.

i  did  body  shots  off  a  statue.