Stay Calm, Be Happy

I probably should be doing school work. Welcome to my blog, and my ask is always open

[lilacwine1966-deactivated202212]

There is nothing more tender than playing with someone’s hands…..it sounds so dumb but stroking each other’s palms & tapping on each other’s wrists & twisting your fingers together & squeezing each other’s hands…..it’s like having a conversation that no one else can hear!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lyinginbedmon]

This is just Skyrim

[spectrumcore]

ladies can be little a evil. as a treat.

[cundtcake]

[sandersstudies]

Overheard in a coffee shop, long conversation between two men about attempts to get more muscular (both were very tall and skinny) and one said to the other "I just wanna be that guy, you know? Like my friend needs his fridge moved and somebody is like 'awww man you're gonna have to call a moving company' and then my friend is like 'nah, man, I got my buddy Alex,' you know?"

What an absolutely adorable reason to want to be strong. Live your dreams, skinny man. Your body is thin but your heart is swole.

[hotboyproblems]

the happy ending he deserved

[witchinghour]

Clementine the tangerine.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) dir. Michel Gondry

[capriciousarsonist]

patrick.

[capriciousarsonist]

Forgot this important piece of information

[catchymemes]

[thecryptkeeper]

(credit: facetiousbitch on tik tok)

[aerialsquid]

Oh

My

[longseasons]

[babybear]

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence

[strongermonster]

i need to say something that maybe not everyone here will understand but: 9pm is the shortest hour

[shock]

i truly hate online classes because when i see other people reply to discussion boards every single one sounds like something pretending to be human

[sfm-27-deactivated20210121]

just be honest, it saves everyone's time.

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

good news everybody

[soandsuch]

In this store, you go in, shop, and then walk out carrying the item’s you want to buy, and their facial recognition software figures out who you are and charges whatever items you are taking to your account. It’s incredible and creepy.

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

*Walks into the store with anti-facial recognition haircut/makeup and leaves like a bandit*

[putinyoudown]

the cyberpunk dystopia is upon us and it fuckin sucks

[doujinshi]

so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[dedededededededededededededenne]

[brokenribs]

[treygotguap]

[kcdworld]

I’m the one who said you left ya jacket in my car

[softened-hearts]

This is a group of friends who know youre dating a bad dude so are willing to drop everything and lie if it means protecting you, not remotely “oh haha its because u cheatin”

And clearly they’re not far off the mark if he’s going through her phone and doing these kinds of “tests” to uncover and instigate shit

[rad-and-i-dont-stop]

^^^

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[lord-swagimaru-blog]

Look at his eyes. You can tell he’s gonna take that compliment to heart.