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xtcstuff69

Franz Kafka, 1912

trust that everything will fall into place without you forcing it there.

remanence-of-love

hismami

highmami

IG: GLAMLAURIE

heytheredali-deactivated2021070

Don’t be afraid to be “too much.” Call me 5 times a day because you wanna hear my voice or something came up and you wanna tell me immediately. Text me 12 times in a row when I don’t answer fast enough. Leave me cute texts when you can’t sleep. Hold my hand. Everywhere. Sit really close to me on the couch. Keep your hand on my thigh. Always have a part of you touching a part of me. Tell me you love me every hour I don’t care I want to be smothered in love holy fuck life is too short to hold back.

feistiest

listen… nothing in this world makes sense. fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing and boxing rings are square and noses run and feet smell and shrek 1 and 2 made it to cannes film festival. just do whatever the fuck you want honestly

lulz-time

Doing homework for the first time and the teacher asks “Who did the homework?” and you’re just like:

ME:

thother

fuwaprince

Things that don’t make a person any less beautiful for having:

- stretch marks - acne - skin conditions - overbites - scars - body fat - eye bags/dark circles - mental illnesses - disabilities - low self esteem - speech impediments - trauma - a different gender than the one they were assigned - sex - to take medication - eating disorders

culturistjack-deactivated201804

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

olisaurusrex

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

thattallsummonerguy

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.