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Goku is on Namek fightin that Frieza guy…Goku uhh…flyin or doin somethin over there…

for context’s sake: this is from JBVO, a show hosted by Johnny Bravo where you could call in and request your favorite episode of a CN show and Johnny would play it for you. for the most part it worked out pretty smoothly since at the time cn’s shows mostly had an average episode length of 7 to 11 minutes.

but one day a viewer requested that they play their favorite episode of dragon ball z, a show with 23-minute long episodes. due to time constraints with both dbz AND jbvo they had to work a compromise: a sped up version of the requested dbz episode played with johnny narrating over it so people understood what’s going on

#this is the funniest thing ive ever seen #i cant believe this wasnt in my brain before #im gonna be thinking about this for the weeks

pokemonshelterstories

got a call about a pokemon holding up traffic. found this

rnelodyy

for those who didnt watch live i want yall to know that this was completely unprompted

snapscube

Why did you buy the Switch 2?

cause i wanted it ! :)

#me fr fr

glxtter-moved-deactivated202001

fagstaynight

(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

crashdavis

i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style

#perfect time for me to see this post while im in chicago #truly the best citation style

robertreich

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

theunicorncomic-blog

randomushroom

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

robertreich

I’ve been here the whole time.

nyaa

melonflavored

Wearing 1 white and 1black sock to represent my dual nature and also represent how all my clothes are in a big pile right now and i haven't felt like sorting it

grawly

dominodog10

@cuteasspapaya is this real?

cuteasspapaya

goku would never, vegeta is a dick and would up until he gets married. post bulma vegeta is a pushover and as long as she’s around would never.

happybird16

What direction are you facing right now?

North

Northeast

East

Southeast

South

Southwest

West

Northwest

I have no fucking idea

up?!?

Voting ended onMay 21, 2025

and did you have to look it up

#i’m laying down so technically up #but like the direction my body is facing if i sat up would be mostly west but a little south #love being able to use the mountains as a way to orient myself :)

reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

laerugo

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

mortimermcmirestinks

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

rue-nightly

A 2025 update

glawkbot

Yippee!!!!

A short animation I made the other day to remind myself that animating is fun, actually

insomniac-arrest

I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!

And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like

and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.

Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.

sqgworld

The funniest thing about that is the fact that neuroimaging of elephant brains have proved that they think that we – humans – are cute in exactly the same way. They most likely want to squish and cuddle us the way we want to do with puppies based on the firing of their neurons.

insomniac-arrest

This is so important to me.

Actually hatebros, “survival of the fittest” means you have to make as many friends as possible in one lifetime. Naruto understands Darwinism better than you.

(These images are sourced from ethical places to interact with elephants)