leaving this up as a memorial to my teenage self

cam (they/them) i lowkey hate this site n i rarely use this 

[artistic-snachel-archive]

Happy Birthday to the Best Boi!!! I tried to put in the presents that Jeremy said the team would give Lance but anyways this is messy haha

Commissions are open!

[pumpkinsforsale]

Most underappreciated charcter of any game ever: Brigo

I was just looking over, I wasn’t gonna jump god bless this man

[maskedgolem]

Today’s warm-up: re-drawing extremely flattering screenshots of BOTW characters

[the-memedaddy]

[validflags]

Not to be discourse on main but

what the FUCK

[jinmaeda]

[warriorforartemis]

Teen girl: Mum, Dad, I’m demisexual

Parents: you’re what now?

Teen: I don’t want to have sex with people until I form a really deep, emotional connection with them.

Parents: good? That’s kind of what our sex talks have always been about? Being in love with someone and being really sure about them before having sex?

Teen: *on tumblr* I came out to my parents and they didn’t understand at all, I’m so oppressed ugh

[peaceisfortheweak]

WHEN WILL IT END (I found an entire blog full of these and I want to die)

[jinmaeda]

I don’t even know what most of them mean… I feel like an old man looking at memes

[spooky-luka-deactivated20200830]

Repurpose color palette: hard mode

[cataclysmeow-deactivated2018090]

@mogaiflagredemptionproject @transtyle @mogai-monsters I bet none of you can repurpose this

[mogai-monsters]

You underestimate my power….

[mogai-monsters]

ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO! 

When I finish them I’ll put them all in one post :) 

[crrocs]

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

[radikatt-deactivated20200714]

me after picking up my tablet pen and drawin one (1) line:

[kimdavisofficial]

[down-sizing-deactivated20180211]

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

[randomfandomteacher]

canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[polyglotplatypus]

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

[hell-and-pepsi]

you’re doing god’s work here

[polyglotplatypus]

meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

[token-aylonet]

Hot Take:

If the most interesting thing about you is your gender/sexuality, you’re boring.

[busket]

me at 8pm: you know im kind of tired maybe i’ll actually get to bed at a reasonable hour like 10 or 11 or something

me at 2 am:

[tastefullyoffensive]

The goatpocalypse is upon us. (via KTVBJoe)

[morathor]

Updates have since come on this subject; we now know where the goats came from and I gotta tell you, it is better than you could possibly imagine.  See.

These goats got loose from a goat rental service.

You may be thinking, who rents a goat?  Who rents a hundred goats?  What are they for?

They’re for eating.

Specifically, they’re for eating unwanted, flammable vegetation that can contribute to the spread of wildfires.  Some people whose property tends to grow such vegetation, keep their own goats.  But for some people it works out better to just rent some goats.

So.

These are Professional Eating Goats.  They are trained to thoroughly and methodically scour an area of plantlife.  And they came to the suburbs.

And they did their jobs.

I’m so proud of them.

[little-niggah-sugar]

this is probably the best thing i have ever made

[damnselfly-b-deactivated2022042]

quick protip: if someone is crying or freaking out over something minor, eg wifi not connecting, can’t find their hat, people talking too loud, do NOT tell them how small or petty the problem is to make it better. they know. they would probably love to calm down. you are doing the furthest possible thing from helping. people don’t have to earn expressions of feelings.

[shoren18]

I’m just gonna put it out there that if someone’s freaking about something small, they’re really freaking out about something big that they’re trying to deal with, or something long term that’s been building up, and that little thing is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

I don’t know, try and give people the benefit of the doubt. Don’t be the next straw on their broken back.

[jrkaplonski]

Needed this today.

[animate-mush]

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.

[autisticxprowl-deactivated20201]

People don’t actually go from 0 to 60. If you think they did, you have failed to notice how long they’ve been at 59.