You're crazy with crazy!

Heyyy, I'm Chriss, and I'm a part time Onceler and former sandwich maker. This is primarily a Onceling blog. Check out my sideblog for other fandoms! A tag for some of the draws I've done (really just Onceler and askblog stuff skja;). My Twitter!

[asktheyoungentrepreneur]

Oh, darlin'~ Brought a fresh jug of milk for you.

Thank you, Honey~ You're the best, as always.

[cupofteasant]

Entre called him a Snail-fucker

((@asktheyoungentrepreneur))

[cupofteasant]

The 12tre is running through my veins man. It just keeps on pumping.

((@asktheyoungentrepreneur ))

[once-lier]

12TRE IN THE YEAR 2021 THIS YEAR IS OFFICIALLY BLESSED!!!

[mutesurvivor]

‘The werewolf thing?’

‘I thought it was over after turning the first time. But—

I’m still cursed. Somehow. I don’t know.

But I’ve learned to control it. No longer turn into a large rabid dog. No sir.’

[once-lier]

somegaymernerd

it’s just bizarre coming across a onceler blog in 2020 that’s still (somewhat) active

viva la onceler fandom?

[once-lier]

I was looking through the blog and??? you’re still active?????? that’s some onceler dedication you’ve got there-

ID HARDLY CALL THIS ACTIVE

this is pretty much my “main” blog and yes i still love the onceler idk why thats some sort of accomplishment

[uploaf-blog]

How bad could it possibly be to make a contract with me? Pt. 2

[uploaf-blog]

WHOA THERE, MAKE SURE TO READ PART 1 RIGHT HERE. also here’s some madoka soundtrack music to listen to. whether you want to or not, i really like the song so here it is, too.

part 2! sorry SORRY sorry there wasn’t a better way to upload all this haha i was not aware of any photoset limit :I shame shame

not too good with angsty things so i hope i did a decent job. i also hope you can read my crap handwriting :Y

enjoy the strangest crossover ever! or feel sad for once-ler idk. :(

[irohaman6161-deactivated2020101]

The tumblr sexyman haha

[asktheyoungentrepreneur]

ask-the-2012-onceler

Hope you also know you’re a terrible liar when you’re not selling. You don’t have to hide this sorta thing from me.

Darlin’~

Y’know I can’t hide anythin’ from you.

[askmronceler]

I find myself with much free time on my hands. I suppose I’ll open an AMA session. Lucky for you.

[asktheyoungentrepreneur]

Entre mah boy, its time u educate yourself on the wonders of being a cat. May i suggest watching Cats (2019), preferably under the influence

Why would you do that to me? I don’t deserve this. I love musicals, but this..........................this.

[asktheyoungentrepreneur]

anyways if ur ever in the mood for something warm and thoupy inside you try my family friendly noodles!! (don’t patent this)

ExCUSE ME?!?!??

[once-lier]

Comet-ler wiped us out

every OG 2012 onceling is now a precious fossil being passed down and grossly misinterpreted with each generation 

[once-lier]

Oncler ppl still exist in 2020?

no in fact everyone in the fandom simultaneously stopped existing

[once-lier]

christ you’re still here. props i guess most people would’ve deleted their onceler blogs by now

what do you think i’m a COWARD

[hybridkilljoys]

another good boof!! woof 12 for @once-lier 🥰

[lorax-ascending]

can I please get Once-ler with C9? ♥️

here you go! :)