Janaina Medeiros
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@oncemorewithqueering
Have you guys seen that clip
Go off Kermit
we're just normal men
Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???
assessing the situation before he shoots his shot
Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king
depression is really one of the most obnoxious things to deal with. really difficult to articulate that you’ve been struggling to do the dishes because you’re too busy trying not to kill yourself without it coming off like a manipulative excuse. almost easier to just be like “I’m an unrepentant nasty slob and I love living like this.” than admitting you are not a functioning human being and have no idea what to do to make it better.
ughhhh the having friends but not really feeling like you have close friends but you do but you don't loneliness is the worst
as an asexual i can confirm that my time not thinking about sex is, in fact, spent trying to decipher a weird little rock alien's language. we're best friends btw. matching hats and everything
asexual but enjoys talking about and discussing sex with my allo friends. in the same fashion as gussie fink-nottle likes studying hid newts mating and replicating their mating rituals
irish as a language is so fun. we have so few words and so we have to get funky with it. oh, a fox? i think you mean 'madra rua' (red dog) you wanna talk to me about birds? barn owls perhaps? why, yes, the 'scréachóg reilige' (graveyard screamer) and, my personal fav, you're really tired? oh, you poor thing. i think you might have the tiredness of the world on you (tá tuirseach an domhain ort)
i was researching a topic for my history essay. and normally, i never even look at the ai overview, but i was curious as to what information Big AI had about a fairly niche Irish history topic. i was informed that the Irish paramilitary group the Blueshirts were actually, of course, referring to the Italian football team in the 1930s. obviously. everyone knows that. stupid idiot
somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is
somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is
This whole series is so goddamn funny
decided that my fictional culture in my wip is gonna have no relationship hierarchy. no its not wish fulfilment haha
made bisexual horse and thus had to balance it out with homophobic horse. such is the nature of all things
Mods are asleep post forbidden tits
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Perfectly balanced as all things should be…
balance
i can't remember where i saw this, but the creators of project hail mary were asked about the movie and one of them said, "it asks the question--can a grown man make a friend to save an entire planet? the answer is maybe" and that's the best quote ever
Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.
Reasons my human has cried:
* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.
* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.
* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.
* I told him Earthsun grew bright.
* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.
* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.
* Before class he heard younglings singing.
* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”
* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.
* He missed “Doritos.”
* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.
* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.
* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.
* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.
* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.
whoa buddy think you got a bit lost there
the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript
reblogging one of my most underrated posts: the dying dog test
I’m gonna make my medical school advisees do this on their application essays too I think.
