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[ Daisy ] Stole your paring knife? Wait, was that recently? Like... Is it the one currently sitting in Hamasaki Yuri's room?
"It was gone this morning. I don't know where it is and I don't care, didn't you just hear me say I wasn't going to use it again?"
[ Daisy ] It's me, Miss Muffet! Your favourite student! Anywho, can you tell me the places around here that have knives accessible to us?
"My kitchen, for one. One of you brats already stole my best paring knife and then went and got blood on it, so now it's unusable Though I have half a mind to go ahead and use it anyway. What the hell do I care if you get sick and die? It'd be a load off my back."
Muffet seems to be in a worse mood than usual.
"Otherwise, I'm sure that Ursula has some. Sorrel might as well. And Gods only know what comes out of that mirror or has been squirreled away by that damn tanuki menace."
[Daisy] Hey, Miss Muffet! That's your name, right? Right. Uh, anyways, you know that magic mirror thingy? Does it, like, give out any sort of... Oh, I dunno, deadly poison?
"Do I look like I have nothing better to do than watch the damn thing and see what comes out of it to you?"
"Hey Mrs. Muffet, did you see Sang-Hi enter the kitchen? Did anyone come in with her?"
"If I had been here to see her she wouldn't have gotten in. This nonsense all happened after I had cleaned up and left."
"Mrs. Muffet, can I have some bread rolls?"
"There's some on the table with the fruit and water."
Hey granny! What's your favorite meme?
"..."
She gives Sang-Hi a withering look, and then slams the kitchen door in her face.
Sometime the next morning, a familiar and slightly drowsy girl steps up to Mrs. Muffet with a pair of light grey socks! They're a little above ankle-length, with a ribbed pattern. Shinobu hands them to Mrs. Muffet, giving her a smile and a quick "Hope you like them!" before walking off.
"...Thank you."
She seems slightly less irritated than usual!
FUCK THE KITTY
only if he’s hot
u fuckin disgust me u meme trash
Nobuko joins Momoe and Shinobu on the shit list.
but the kitty.
FUCK THE KITTY
It seems Mrs. Muffet's been delivered an anonymous note from a student! When she unfolds it... what's this? It's a drawing of a dickbutt. That's it. Nice.
Into the fire it goes.
Nobuko joins Momoe and Shinobu on the shit list.
"Hey hey you're one of the people who cleaned the room right? What's up with the orange fur? Is it an animal? Yo! You should totally let me like, see it."
"I am going to skin that cat and serve him for dinner."
The rage is clear in her eyes. She briskly walks off, somehow conveying outrage with every movement without stomping in a childish fashion.
"Yo! Missus Muffet? Is that like the nursery rhyme, or is that coincidence?"
She seems to radiate resentment as she looks up to answer Bennett.
"The what?”
"Yeah, you know! Like, ‘little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet’? Except you’re a Missus, so it’s not the exact same."
"No."
"Yo! Missus Muffet? Is that like the nursery rhyme, or is that coincidence?"
She seems to radiate resentment as she looks up to answer Bennett.
"The what?"
Shinobu seems a bit nervous bc cROTCHETY OLD LADY... But she holds out a cracker for Mrs. Muffet. "Would you like a snack, ma'am? As a thank-you for all your hard work." Ah yes. Feeding her like the goose.
She scowled at the offering, though it was hard to tell if she was especially displeased or if that was her natural expression.
"No I would not."
OOOH MY GOOOD WE HAVE AN OLD LAADY NPC PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTS???? DO NOT LET ANYTHINBG ABD HAPPEN TO MS.MUFFET
Muffet is not a rad old lady she is crotchety as HELL
♔ EVENT | Room Assignments - Mrs. Muffet ft. Elle ♔
In the Great Hall, a stern, authoritative, and surprisingly loud voice calls out, gaining everyone’s attention. It’s source was a rather displeased looking elderly woman of average height, wearing a clean and pressed maid’s uniform.
"The preparations in your rooms have been completed. Both of the towers on the South side of the castle contain sleeping quarters— two on each floor— and a single bathroom that connects the rooms. All of the doors are outfitted with double-sided locks that require keys. I will call out names by floor. When I call your name step forward and take your key from Elle."
A young girl stepped forward, wearing a matching, although much dirtier, uniform. In her hands she held shiny brass keys.
"…"
"Great pains have been taken to ensure that your rooms are clean and comfortable so as to better accommodate you. All rooms contain bedding, toiletries, and extra clothing."
She sounded especially bitter about that last one.
"If you lose your key, you will not be given a new one. Your doors will be unlocked and they will stay that way. Now listen carefully for your name. I will not repeat myself."
