This is real life

"I'm Mimu Zucchini, SHSL shit eater...Kidding! You just got 'trolled' so hard! Ha! Don't get butthurt if you get meme'd on!" {OUT2G Blog Status: Dead and still a bit hungry}

[shslcryptic-blog]

tfw ur inactive then u die

rip in peace Meme Queen

[onceuponaglass]

{This Is The Road to Ruin| Prologue | Sang-Hi Ma | Open}

[shslprofiling-blog]

Akira yelped in alarm, already on edge quite enough without some stranger grabbing her roughly and yelling in her face for seemingly no reason. The bottle in her hands slipped and fell to the floor off the Great Hall with a crash, shattering and spelling it’s purple, slightly acrid smelling contents across the floor. Akira didn’t even notice.

"Wh…what?!"

[shslcryptic-blog]

"I said... you MAD that you're here? Get it? YOU MAD? LOL? Nothin'?!"

How on earth could someone not laugh at a good meme. Sang-Hi was pretty sure that was a crime somewhere with a penalty of 420 years. Memes have been around since cavemen, like the old classic "line" and lets not forget "slightly smaller line."  Memes were a link into the past, the predictions of the future! Without memes, animals could tal- oh wait.

Sang-Hi's fears have been realized. She's been transported to a memeless planet, and this girl.... she must be....

"Y-you poor child! Born to live on this meme-free planet! Come come! Let me educate you poor extra terres- wait, no. I'M the alien here, I must share with you my planets culture!"

Hooking her arm around the girl, Sang-Hi began to recite the entire Wikipedia article on memes. Please stop her.

[onceuponaglass]

Housing - Who's Nesting With Who?

  Room Arrangements are as Follows:

1A - Bennett Jones, SHSL Investigative Journalist 1B - Agatha “Daisy” Prescott, SHSL Demonologist

1C - Chen Fa, SHSL Film Director 1D - Sang-Hi Ma, SHSL Cryptozoologist

2A - Elijah Hayward, SHSL Hacker 2B - Michael Stoltz, SHSL Clockmaker

2C - Mamoru Takeuchi, SHSL Shoujo Mangaka 2D - Mayoi Kato, SHSL Rabbit Breeder

3A - Momoe Furugawa, SHSL Wa Lolita Model 3B - James “Jamie” Crowley, SHSL Security Guard

3C - Nobuko Akimoto, SHSL Drum Major 3D - Nano Nanagashi, SHSL Dramatic Actor

4A - Shinji ???, SHSL ??? 4B - Channing Burke, SHSL Made-for-TV Screenwriter

4C - Shinobu Ume, SHSL Mortician 4D - Hato Fujishiro, SHSL Otome Gamer

5A - Shinobu Shiokawa, SHSL Sock Maker 5B - Masato Shinjin, SHSL Ninjitsu Practicioner

5C - Yuri Hamasaki, SHSL Synchronized Swimmer 5D - Akira Ueno, SHSL Behavior Analyst

[shslcryptic-blog]

OOOH MY GOOOD WE HAVE AN OLD LAADY NPC PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTS???? DO NOT LET ANYTHINBG ABD HAPPEN TO MS.MUFFET 

[onceuponaglass]

"Waaaait.... why does the goose have buns? You don't even have hair! This is madness!"

"A-are… you saying you don’t like my bonnets…? I thought they were cute…"

[shslcryptic-blog]

"Yeah, they look like eggs. Speaking of which, how big was the egg you came from? How many omelettes could yo make out of that?"

[onceuponaglass]

slam jams a coin into the mirror

The mirror slam jams a prize into your face.

Hundred-Year Potpourri :: An item made with a matured mix of flowers, herbs and rinds, which you can enjoy the fragrance of. It’s been filled up with 100 years of fragrance-enjoying thoughts.

[onceuponaglass]

{This Is The Road to Ruin| Prologue | Sang-Hi Ma | Open}

You know that feeling when you’re hunting down Bigfoot in the local sewers and it turns out just to be a hairy homeless man? This was that feeling. A feeling of nauseating despair, a feeling of hopes and dreams crumbling, a feeling of getting sewage in your favorite pair of socks for a guy who threatened to pee on you. This was worse than that. This was the man physically pulling out his schlong and tinkling on your toes.

Yeah, it was that bad.

Not only was it bad, it was confusing as hell. Not a lot of things made sense to Sang-Hi, and even less things did when a bird started to speak. Honestly, there was one explanation only for this… Definitely aliens.

"Damn this is freaky. Are we on another planet or something? Probably, that’s why things can talk and our heads aren’t gone! Ha! I wonder what kind of memes they got in this joint?

Oh man, the possibility of new memes fixed this whole situation. Really memes fix everything! Flunked test, dropped phone, a lengthy divorce process where your ex gets the kids the house and pretty much everything else and you’re stuck with the graveyard shift making minimum wage at a fast food joint trying to pay alimony… Yup, she trolled you good.

In her hazed state of memes, Sang-Hi almost didn’t notice the panic that surrounded her. Everyone seemed kind of freaked out. Oh man, this was gonna be good! 

Running to the first person to catch her eyes, she slammed her hands down onto their shoulders and yelled;

"Hey Bro! You mad that you’re here?!”

[shslcryptic-blog]

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I JUST GOT FUUFKCKKING MEMED ON DAMN!! DAMN!!!

[shsldisgusting]

"G-g-greetings! If… you a-are a-a-a DR RP Blog— especially a, um, DA5 Hopef-ful, could you, um… reblog-g or like this?”

"I-I really hope we c-c-can, erm, g-get to know eachoth-ther! Uhuhuhuhu~”

[cryptocollege]

Fact of the Day:

Obama is a Reptilian Jew from the planet Xenos and uses Bigfoot to enslave us.

[warorionna]

I”m finished. It’s happened. 

shsldramaguy / akimotonobuko / shslcryptic / itisashslmystery / shslmortuary / shslsockmaker / delicateswimmer

[shslcryptic-blog]

WOAH!!! Sorry for n ot being super active during pregame i promise that'll change when the game starts up!!! 

Also i'm sorry the drawing things are taking so long my carpal tunnels be kicking mad ass but!!! I will get to the ones I have later on tonight i have not ignored you you cute memes kiss

[shslcryptic-blog]

tbh my wrist is starting to hurt so unless you want trackpad art like shinjis i'll do the rest tomorrow kissus

[shslcryptic-blog]

画 from the shinj

its a cold and its a broken hallelujah

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画 hello yes I'd love this

she is beauty she is grace she is ms united states

[mrsooperman]

Drop a '画' in my ask and I'll draw your muse!

I hope you won't mind bad art u _ u;

[shslcryptic-blog]

Sock bait for mothman = Shinobu/Sang Hi OTP (or ship name.)

#SCREAMING