Spooky bitch

Retta. Your local outgoing witch. [email protected]

[one-goth-cookie]

I cut onions which made me cry and now my head hurts. I'm so sorry @ onions.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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I disappeared but I'm back and I have banana chocolate chip muffins

[one-goth-cookie]

Chilly fall days 🦇

[turing-tested]

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

[one-goth-cookie]

I messaged everyone that liked my thing from the other night!

[one-goth-cookie]

I got lost in a book and forgot to message people.

[pinkmisspiggy]

if ur a boy n u tell ur tall gf not to wear heels around u congrats she’s my girl now don’t ever speak to me or my amazon gf ever again

[one-goth-cookie]

Alright who wants to be friends!

[oliviadumhan]

my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey

[iopele]

[one-goth-cookie]

Just got home from work.

Salad: made

Titties: out

Netflix: on

[one-goth-cookie]

@bumblebebee I even said please and you still asked. 😭

[one-goth-cookie]

Sometimes you've just gotta jam

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@crookedyung i get that all the time. I've literally been stopped on the street and asked for autographs and pictures.

[one-goth-cookie]

Alright it's time for this! My name is Retta, and I'm a strange Canadian currently living in LA. I make a living by taking pictures and also tattooing. My aesthetic is what ever I find in various thrift stores. And yes that is my natural hair colour so please don't ask.

If I had any friends I would add friend reviews on here for you all to see, but since I don't have any yet, come be the first!

I can be found on Google Hangouts at: mecha.canical

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[one-goth-cookie]

I’m here and ready to party.