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@one-grimm-bitch
Simon hands Baz water like this
Baz Pitch // Carry On Fanart
Oh my god this is stunningâ€ïž
Baz is actually a poc the vampirism just pulled a Michael Jackson on him without his consent
Itâs real missing Ebb hours
Every hourđđ
there is something that must be said
simon and baz use butter for lube
also blood (bazâs buzzy juice) {im sorry god}
Not the angel you expected
but the one you deserve
i sort of lost my breath when i saw this he so prettyyyyyyy
A Small House Guest
A/N: Just another small moment of fluff. Remember that you can send me prompts/requests/whatever, and I will do my best to write them!!
Word Count: 1400
Baz
I walk into mine and Simonâs shared flat, and itâs unusually quiet. Simon always gets home from his job on campus before I get home from mine at the small used bookstore downtown, and heâs usually watching the television or playing some music while he works on his homework when I get home. Itâs different today, though.
He doesnât work very well when itâs completely quiet, and while it took some getting used to at first, after spending two years not living together, Iâve seen firsthand that he really does work better with some kind of background noise.
At the end of our second year of uni, Bunce announced that she was going to get her own flat, a little closer to campus. Simon was surprised at first, but then he said that maybe he would do the same. I could practically see him calculating the price of it in his head, trying to figure out how many jobs he would have to get to pay for it. So, after thinking about it for a bit, I told him that he could move in with me.Â
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Revolutional Change
Author: @one-grimm-bitch
Artist: @snowbazpls
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Tags: Simon Snow x Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch, Alternate Universe, Historic!Au, Angst, Minor Character Death, Blood and Gore
Summary: Baz never expected a servant to speak to him in that way- he certainly never imagined falling in love with one. And Simon could have never predicted that his life would be upturned by some prince. But it really do be like that sometimes.
Word count: 21602
Art:
Need Nothinâ But You - Snowbaz
fic for @urahnia!! happy birthday bean!! love you lots <##
tw: homophobic language/violence
(for reference: Bazâs POV refers to Ebb as Ms.Petty, Simon refers to her as Ebb)
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Baz watched as Snow chewed his lip in concentration, brows knitting together before he continued to scribble numbers on his page. Baz suppressed a chuckle as Snow gritted his teeth- turning the pencil upside down to erase another mistake from his page. He raised his hand silently, urging their teacher over, and displaying his own work expectedly.
Carry On characters as things me and the cursed gc have said (part one??)
A BIG THANK YOU TO @clockworkcelyn @bitchybazpitch @bazmato @one-grimm-bitch AND @paceybunce FOR MAKING ME LAUGH ON THE DAILY. ILY
Baz: alright gamers Iâm gonna go enter a catatonic state and hopefully never wake up
ââ
Simon: is Santa a bottom
Agatha: Mrs. Claus pegs Santa
Baz: Santa is straight culture
ââ
Penny: I WILL RIP YOUR SPINE OUT AT IMMEASURABLE SPEEDS
ââ
Agatha: [rips open my neck and starts popping out my vertebrae like a pez dispenser]
ââ
Simon: are yâalls committing.. shark beastiality??
Agatha: I want a shark pussy to vore me
Agatha: we would never
ââ
Simon: f
Simon: raise a glads
ââ
Agatha: the amount of raw sex energy gibby has literally murdered my pussy at the age of 10
ââ
Penny: yâall always text at night if I laugh Iâll get my ass whooped
Baz: laugh in the morning then bitch
ââ
Simon: IâM ĂISSING
ââ
Penny: Iâm.. having a stronk..
ââ
Baz: Kowalski, one last analysis
Agatha: youâre gay
ââ
Simon: hit or miss, she took the fucking kids huh?
ââ
Agatha: are people blind?
Agatha: the grinch is sexy
Agatha: heâs a total dom
ââ
Penny: 350 degrees Celsius equals 662 degrees Fahrenheit
Simon: 350 degrees equals that shit be crispy
ââ
Simon: if youâre from yourepe you canât spell
Simon: I
Simon: forgot how to spell Europe
ââ
Baz: I may be a dumb gay but Iâm dumb enough to believe a consciousness is a circumcision
ââ
Penny: but what if you donât have balls
Simon: grow some balls
ââ
Agatha: you canât just McTreat me like this dude
ââ
WE SAY A LOT OF DUMB SHIT SO BELIEVE ME I HAVE MORE CONTENT AND ITS EQUALLY IF NOT MORE CURSED THAN THIS!!
simon: (baz) took a shit and then died
carry on characters as things said on the cursed gcâą (part 1?)
endless thanks to @clockworkcelyn @bazmato @dead-meme-dad @bitchybazpitch and @one-grimm-bitch for making me laugh so hard it hurts
(please also go to @dead-meme-dad theyre making one of these as well)
also quick disclaimer i donât think this needs to be made but just in case: the jokes about drugs are *jokes*
baz: alright gamers iâm gonna go enter a catatonic state and hopefully never wake up
__________
baz: iâm self diagnosed with dead
baz: i wish i was clinically diagnosed with dead
__________
agatha: shut up you dick-nose sphincter biscuit
__________
simon: are yâall being pretentious again or should i know that
simon: iâm convinced yee made up this macbeth shite
__________
simon: you ever just eat popcorn with a spoon
__________
penny: why the fuck is this group active again
__________
baz: sir please thatâs my emotional support cocaine
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penny: the only way to make jeffree stars music sound good is to mute it
__________
simon: if godâs ass tasted like curly fries i would literally vore that butt hole
__________
simon: spongebob lookin like a whole snacc đđđđ
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agatha: i havenât talked in like seventeen hours
__________
baz: i used to hit first years on the bus
__________
simon: my life is a wip
__________
fiona: ebb petty i have feeling for you please respond
__________
agatha: jesus is a metaphor
penny: âŠfor what
agatha: furries
__________
simon: iâm not a 3 year old
penny: youâre not?
__________
simon: iâm having a stronk
__________
agatha: why is he pinching a foot long
dick
__________
penny: WHO NAMED THE CHAT FORESKIN, ANALYSIS
WHEEZING
baz when the mage was trying to kill simon: sir thatâs my emotional support dumbass
I. AM. DEAD.
GOD BLESS WHOEVERâS IN THIS HILARIOUS GROUP CHAT. ENDLESS THANKS TO @paceybunce @dead-meme-dad @bitchybazpitch @clockworkcelyn @bazmato and @one-grimm-bitch FOR LITERALLY MAKING ME CHOKE AHAHA đ
IM GOING TO CRY
IM DYING ITS SO CURSEDDDD
You ever live just to flex on the Mage
@paceybunce @bitchybazpitch
You ever live just to flex on the Mage
Say it with me: Agatha Wellbelove is a complex character and does NOT deserve to be reduced into nothing more than a coward or a damsel in distress.Â
Cry Baby Cry - Snowbaz
Fic written for @ijustwantaname whose birthday is today!! love ya egg, my dude, anyways, enjoy this mess I wrote ***
Simon couldnât stop the tears from coming out. He kept trying to wipe them away but they wouldnât stop. He felt worthless, just as the Mage had told him. Worthless- he couldnât even do magic right. He kept blowing things up, too much energy would surge forward before he could do anything to control it, and his outbursts had become more frequent over the last few days.