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[one-pump-chump]

Welcome to my GTA V blog‼️

call me D. he/him. early 20s

i interact from @satanic-fruitcake, and post about other videogames, mostly dark fantasy, over on @eye-of-yelough. check em out. or don’t 👍

i might post some aesthetic stuff too, under ‘city of plastic’ (los santos) and ‘trevor philips country’ (blaine county) because i love this game’s setting. shitty cities <3 deserts <3

❌ single

❌ dating

✅ in a loving relationship with trevor’s canis bodhi

[eye-of-yelough]

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[1234567h8]

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Yeasayer - Don’t Come Close - The Music of Grand Theft Auto V - 2013

[guropervert]

likee im Just saying I think trevor should barge into franklin’s house and drink his beer w him until franklins wasted as fuck and ask him if michaels become a dirtier older dog while “rotting in the grave” and franklins like the fuck you on about and trevors like ahh come on you know did he fuck you ? is he fucking you. and franklin tells him he has to leave and trevor doesnt and gives franklin another beer dont be so pussy i known him so long only fair i go sniff around to know why he’d hang with some random kid? he grow a taste for the younger ones with age? took a liking to dark meat i guess. bend you over his fancy cars hood ? i guess i see the appeal youre built nice and franklin says no hes not a fag and calls trevor a jealous freak and trevor doesnt disagree and gives franklin another beer but hes so drunk he can barely hold it so trevor puts the can up to his lips and pours it in his mouth himself and beer is running down his chin and neck and his head is spinning and trevors on top of him he can feel trevor has an obvious boner pressing against his side and it dawns on him this guys a fucking crazy pervert hes in danger and trevors talking way quieter than usual and his dry ass hands are wandering I could rape you right now. youre a strong boy but youre not winning a fight in this state can’t even look at me straight—hey cmon look at me dont doze off. yea youre thinkin bout it now aren’t you. no ones gonna come help. and suddenly trevor’s getting off the couch casually laughing loud as fuck making franklins head hurt just fuckin with you youre too easy anyway i gotta take a piss see ya and leaves thru a window and when franklin wakes up hungover theres dried up piss everywhere Except in the toilet bowl in the bathroom and trevor stole half of what was in the fridge on the way out

[tapeworrmart]

Got a light?

[one-pump-chump]

for some reasons i’m thinking about genderbend gta v again

[prevskyroid-deactivated20190410]

[tapeworrmart]

Guess I got burned 🔥

[cute-pictures-of-michael]

[lazypapers]

Water Pistol

While on the job, Michael has those rare moments to be a good dad. Buys a toy for his son and Trevor teases him.

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[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

trevor grand theft auto five meeting his friend michael grand theft auto five for the first time in ten years after thinking he was dead the whole time and some of the first words he says to him being essentially “talk therapy and clean living will do nothing to save me. the only things that can are drugs, cannibalism, and incest.” that middle aged balding drug dealer should have been on tumblr dot com 💔

[gtalover29]

[one-pump-chump]

something about this banter feels very. hmm. telling. to me.

particularly the ‘i thought we were friends’ and ‘it’s not like that in the movies’ lines. like oh okay he’s very clearly thinking about michael here.

which is made more interesting by the fact that michael is the only character he doesn’t ask to hold him at some point. the broken trust, of course. but it makes me wonder about back in the day. was michael ever really the type to hold him? maybe he never asks michael because he knows the answer will be no, because it always was back then as well.

then there’s the movies line. what kind of movies did they watch together? what kind does trevor watch in his own time? (why hasn’t anyone taken my boy lamar to see a movie where friends hold each other?)

[theyoungdoyley]

[grand theft auto v] michael forcibly giving trevor a tattoo. early 90′s.

[milffrin]

guy whose voice sounds the same when hes begging to cum and begging to be killed

[milffrin]

characters this post has been tagged as:

siffrin instarsandtime - the original intended subject of this post. true! loop is true also. by extension.

dazai (bsd) - never watched bsd but considering his real-life counterpart. yeah probably

robert chase, gregory house - i don't really think so

prussia, russia (hetalia) - ?? maybe??

arthur lester - he definitely looks like it

someone's oc dave - having checked his profile on the user's website i'm inclined to agree

john ward (faith) - true.

leon kennedy - objectively true and i'll die on this hill

holden carver - with a power like that i can't imagine anything else being true

will graham - regrettably, i think this one is kinda just canon

the riddler - okay. whatever

someone's oc evan - i can't find any info on this guy :-( i'll agree with you though!

dean winchester - lmao, you fucking wish

sam winchester - ditto ^

tartaglia (genshin impact) - ok. fine. if you want

gabriel ultrakill - true

mark scout (severance) - .....

ethan winters - i don't like ethan as much as leon sorry :(

daniel molloy - i respect old man fuckers

galad rosell - more of a dim20 person than naddpod but i respect brian murphy enough to allow this

adam stanheight - true

simon riley - youuuu fucking wiiiiiish

gale bg3 - ?

anakin skywalker - i was going to say no but honestly i'll give you this one

dick grayson - you can only say this if you imagine him with long hair

jason todd - i am ambivalent

lex luthor - i don't respect bald man fuckers.

dimitri fe3h - and you aren't going to say edelgard as well? smfh

steve rogers - i don't want to talk about that.

victor frankenstein - maybe.

an unnamed character from a 2002 video game that never got an official english release - probably true

trevor philips - how did we get here

frodo baggins - uh.

daniil dankovsky - Honestly. yeah

gi hun? from squid game????? ok

joker (persona 5) - bro. true

nagito komaeda - he canonically does this!

harry dubois - man. yeah. yeah i think so.

someone's dragon age pc - likely thing for a dragon age player to say

frank iero - Hmm

deadpool - i mean. does he ever stop talking like that

zappa (guilty gear) - Yeah okay.

dirk strider - (blinks wetly)

majima goro - i enthusiastically agree on this.

[kingcatnine]

the bisexuality was there. it didnt change anything. it didn't save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the bisexuality was there