you never fight back

why don't you toy with sex and violence?

[faggotarmand]

K.J. ✰ 28 ✰ he/him ✰ autistic

previous url: ppyrs

my blog primarily runs on a queue

she/her lestat and bottom armand enthusiast

apologies in advance for hornyposting in my tags

please tag: incest*, csa

special interests: dolls, clowns, osteology, vikings, hannibal (nbc), iwtv (amc), the saw franchise, bg3, undertale

feel free to message me! i love making friends!

✰ straw.page ✰ AO3 / fic tag ✰ bluesky ✰ twitter ✰ letterboxd ✰ discord: gayclownie

(* im well aware that this is a reoccurring theme in iwtv, however, it is a triggering subject for me and i will be blocking anyone who posts/reblogs untagged incest)

[sheherlestat]

Siri play LEVII’S JEANS by BEYONCÉ

[starlitkai]

writing dialogue? easy.

describing where everyone’s standing during that dialogue and adding action tags? impossible.

[dailypittwomen]

Supriya Ganesh for Rotten Tomatoes promoting The Pitt Season 2

[fruitgravies]

🎪 here it is !!! my final piece for @thevelvetcompote 's first zine, "blood & brocade." it was an HONOR to direct this iwtv historical fashion zine and an even greater honor and challenge to do it on my own. i am so incredibly proud of all the page artists, sketch artists and writers who contributed to the book - and i can't wait for everyone who snagged a hard copy to get their books!! if you missed it - worry not ! the zine is available for instant digital download Now ! on my Shoppe ! TVC is still accepting applications for the second installation - devil's claim, a western horror oc zine. check it out. here's lestat and armand!

GET A DIGITAL COPY OF B&B • APPLY FOR THE NEW ZINE

[pjharvey]

basically i have to stay silly bc the other option is death

[swagophile]

me: [posting in the maid gc] yeah my lady screamed at me and threw bottles at my head cus i talked while she was reading her novellas again. any advice

maid 1: poison her

maid 2: yea poison her

maid 3: i have a connect on some really strong untraceable poisons if you want

me: girls she makes me try all of her food before she eats it how am i gonna poison her

maid 1: put it in her mouth while she sleeps

maid 2: ^this. worked like a charm for my sister

maid 3: yeah dm me i have a bunch of techniques that might work

maid 4: have you tried seducing her? maybe she just needs to have her heart warmed so she may show you the kindness you deserve

maid 2: MARY

maid 1: cmon mary

maid 3: just because YOUR lady has sex with you doesn't mean everyone's lady does

me: no wait she does like to put her fingers in my mouth to check if i swallowed her food. and i'm pretty sure she squeezed my ass once

maid 4: yeah exactly. message me i can tell yoy more

maid 3: whatever. if you need the poison just hit me up

maid 5: girls do you know how to get wine out of satin

maid 1: how recent is the spill

maid 5: a few days old

maid 2: you're fucked

[theninjazebra]

[veryluckyclovers]

[despazito]

[bgm05]

love this egg carton in Detroit: Become Human

[skulldrops]

Mom said it’s my turn to play the eggs box

[howfarweseek]

Nicholas Denton does a Rocky Horror Picture Show quiz via Entertainment Weekly

[tommsike]

May I request a drawing of Connor and Sumo together being bros.

Yes!!! Thank you for giving me an excuse to draw Sumo!!!

They’re napping 😌

(Yes I know Connor can’t technically sleep but shhhhhhh)

[hellmurderisland]

[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

[hellmurderisland]

#me with gob #me with shmilk

[mint-swirl]

slogans for the upcoming orc election

[reticent-vampire]

Assad Zaman as Armand | Interview with the vampire 2.04

[kibumkim]

[userarmand]

jacob calling louis his guy 🥺