weird public school stories from an American

those were the days... the weird, fucked up days...

[one-time-in-public-school]

in algebra I helped the vsco girls crush leftover peanuts from their trail mix into powder so they could tell people it was cocaine. we used calculators to crush them up (in the bag ofc) and they were just a weird tan powder by the end of class

I’m lauGHING SO HARD RN OML

[one-time-in-public-school]

We were outside for a project and a kid asked our teacher if she would be upset if he started walking home

just do it, my guy

[one-time-in-public-school]

like last friday (10/4), a bunch of kids decided to play the same big mouth episode at full volume in science. i was grabbing something from the printer for my 2nd hour teacher and it terrified me. same day, a kid stuck a bunch of straws together and walked around the cafeteria while his friends held a juice box like 6 ft away with him drinking it. farm kids are feral.

I think that group of kids playing the Big Mouth episode was a cult,,,

no joke I used to do that w straws so I didn’t have to pick up my drink and I could just sip it while it was on the floor next to me sksksjfjbf

[one-time-in-public-school]

i have another story. my dramatic-ass theatre teacher made me copy a whole soliloquy about not chewing gum in class at lunch because i was chewing gum. i literally....spit my gum out when she told me to yet still got a detention. i was 11

[one-time-in-public-school]

on my first day of sixth grade I overheard a group of eighth grade girls talking. they were talking about getting pregnancy scares. one girl said “I was pregnant, but I smoked so much weed the baby probably died.” still very confused about how that worked

[one-time-in-public-school]

this kid ate grass and clovers every time we were outside, including recess

[one-time-in-public-school]

one time in 3rd grade my teacher was telling us about birds (which was weird because it was math class) and then he googled a bird and instead of birds several women in bikinis came up. We were all scarred.

gurl wHAT 

[one-time-in-public-school]

One of my classes once watched a 10 minute ted talk on how to dry your hands. Then we watched a 5 minute one from like 2005 on how to tie your shoes

one time our teacher spent an entire class telling us why wikipedia is bad

I feel you, man

[one-time-in-public-school]

So last year we had some kid that we all called “supreme guy”. Everyone knew who supreme guy was. No body knew his name or who he personally was, though. The reason why we called him “supreme guy” was because almost EVERYTHING he wore was supreme. Fake Supreme scarf? Yeah. Fake Supreme hat? Of course. Bandana? Booksack? Shoes? Hell yes. And to top it all off, he put supreme stickers ALL over his body, head to toe. Not one teacher told him to take them off or to go to the office. He was only here for one year, and we never saw him again. Supreme guy is now just a ghost story, and he is ready to stike again in another school.

[one-time-in-public-school]

One time in period1 a kid brought in several bags of ghost pepper tortilla chips. One kid ate a bag and a half of the chips and was in complete agony. I tested my spice tolerance and ate a couple chips (they weren’t that bad ngl). We had a sub that day and surprisingly she didn’t snitch. Oh yeah I almost forgot, during lunch a different kid snorted a line of the ghost pepper dust. Never in my life have I seen a soul leave its vessel that quickly.

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES NOW

[one-time-in-public-school]

One time a bat chased my second grade teacher around the hallway

[one-time-in-public-school]

One time my teacher collected all the phones at the beginning of class. But it happened consistently. We put up with it cause, ya know, Ford's cell phone ban, but then she denied a person the permission to call her parents cause she had a dentist appointment and forgot when, and she had to go alone. That's when we had enough. So after we got our phones back, we all set 3 alarms per person, all at different time, each to go off 1 minute after the other. Shee was pissed, but it was funny af to see

DAMN that’s amazing! 

[one-time-in-public-school]

In History Class, some kid hooked up his phone to the computer speakers and played the Monster Inc Theme, the earrape version. Our "done with highschoolers shit a long time ago" teacher stayed perfectly calm and threatened who ever did that. Cut to I think the next day, I turn up my phones volume, unplug my earbuds and played the same M.I Theme, but just on my phone since I don't know how to hook it up to anything. Everyone thought it was me the whole time, but no one told our original teacher

the teacher there like

[one-time-in-public-school]

I was in Chem, this was April Fools Day btw, and my friend suggested that the teacher drop bits of Cesium into peoples water bottles as a prank. Cesium and water are highly reactive and cause small explosions. He suggested this to the Chem teacher.

[one-time-in-public-school]

Also once in science i snorted baby powder to piss off my teacher who told me “i wouldnt be surprised if you were on crack cocaine”

I aspire to be this petty 😂😂👌🏼

[one-time-in-public-school]

one time my history teacher was talking about ww2, and at the end of class for some reason kids were talking about weed. history teacher asks some questions in between cause hes a sweet summer child and before the bell rings he says “so next time you ‘toke’ up, just remember hitler’s birthday is on 4/20!”

bruh

[one-time-in-public-school]

Wait, like no eyebrows at all? Not even painted on?? Oh nooo 😭😂