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crow, 24, california this account is satire

[drunktext]

the achievement hunter lets play wheel of fortune pt 1 and jeopardy pt 1 is are the funniest videos 12 year old me and 24 year old me have ever seen

[peachpitgirl]

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[papayajuan2019]

i like to think i'm the dead horse that everyone keeps beating

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[stardustfanfare]

everyone hates the vectorstock image i just found

[stardustfanfare]

no one likes me or my image

[zulashur]

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

[dogpuppy]

[loveridden1999]

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

[loveridden1999]

remember remember

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[dahppled]

they should make a substance to abuse that has no consequences

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[mephistopheles]

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

[catch57]

moment of remembrance for this atrocious imovie seinfeld amv i made back in highschool

[eloiscbridgerton]

DR. PARKER ELLIS THE PITT 2.07 – 1:00 P.M.