Ghosts of puns past

🎙BAPTISED IN THE FUNK🎙

[only-tiktoks]

[shortgremlinman]

[electricgnu]

The fucking job market is abysmal

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[gingeremo]

[60sec400]

Listen. Ken does not say “cause we’re boyfriend and girlfriend”. Ken says “cause we’re boyfriend girlfriend” like an eight year girl who is so excited about this development in her story that she is skipping over words.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[doubloonhaver-deactivated202209]

[catcrumb]

[rylandsgrace]

Ok that's the one

[r4cs0]

[zeroenthusiasm]

[toastbutteregg]

[allofthemwitches-deactivated202]

what’s going on here

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

lil wayne

[one-tru-meme]

Her Hooves look better than his. Well kempt

[tearlessrain]

sure cats 2019 is an abomination unto the lord and should never have existed, but I don’t think any of you were prepared for the absolute hell that would have been unleashed on us all if it had been good. there would have been catsonas. there would have been so much nsfw cats fanart. a dangerous rift in the veil between furries and non-furries would have been created with no way to seal it again. there would have been new and terrible kinds of discourse we’ve never even seen before and now mercifully never will.

this was for the best.

[mckitterick]

sometimes - very rarely yes but sometimes - we’re reminded this isn’t the absolute worst timeline

[one-tru-meme]

An event.

Beastars

[jays--wing]

if she’s YOUR girl, why’s she using MY crafting table?

[b-salamander-deactivated2023021]

I’m not saying she is a slut, I’m just saying her spawn point isn’t set to her own bed very often.

[socialmediapeasant]

I pity the future historians that are gonna try and take a crack at this one

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[writeouswriter]

Someone: So what is your novel? Middle grade? YA? Adult? NA?

Me: