Nice work, boy-o!

eli | 29 | nb | fae/they

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[awoooniper]

back on the path of the wolf

[awoooniper]

thats so fucking funny that rules im your oc now

[akashicrecord]

Instead of an air fryer consider: sex reassignment surgery

[aflo]

How am I gonna cook these chicken nuggets

[akashicrecord]

Why don't you ask my new vagina...

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[charl0ttan]

oohhh the misery. everyone else transitioning at age three

[theweirdwideweb]

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[andreweatspussy111]

are you flirting with me (they’re ignoring me)

[20thcenturystarlet]

My favorite pieces in the museum today <3 1949 Dior Venus gown and 1930s spiderweb heels

[holosea]

this one goes out for all my bioshock besties

[mooonbride]

You really don’t realize how disconnected from reality rich people are until you have to work for them bro, like I just had a woman start crying because I told her that the leather recliners she wants to order would take 2 weeks to ship and she goes “We just finished our custom home theater room and I have a get together this weekend and I have kitchen chairs in there. do you have any idea what thats like?” HELLO????

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

I once did soil work for a stupidly rich person who wanted specific, non-native vines and Polynesian flowers planted (in a fucking desert). While I was working, she was on the phone with her friend complaining that the white statuario marble floor tiles weren't "unique" enough, and decided to have them all ripped out an replaced with tiles that were almost twice the price. Because she didn't want to be embarrassed by having a floor that someone else had. "Could you imagine my embarrassment???" She shrieked.

BTW, white statuario marble is considered one of the most luxurious marbles in the entire world. It's only quarried in Italy.

She also didn't listen to me about the vines, and that the local soil and lack of humidity wouldn't support the delicate plants she wanted. She paid me and ordered the plants anyway, to be shipped from overseas. They all died. Her whole yard died. Over $10,000 in plants and shipping.

Rich people are not in touch with reality.

[devilpantsu]

the rich are so accustomed to being insulated from consequences by their money that on the rare occasion a consequence slips through, they go into crisis meltdown mode and treat it like a personal attack

[unclefather]

[superepicchan]

[catmask]

they shoulve never let my autistic ass get an animal that comes in difterent colors

[thoughtportal]

5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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[onemillionwordsofcrap]

I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!

[ex0skeletal-undead]

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