The Balancing Act

My life is just a giant balancing act.

[one1balancingact]

#glitter #silver #boldlips #primer #nyxeyeprimer #white #whiteeyeprimer #randombrand #sparkles #opaque

[one1balancingact]

The color of your lipstick can change the mood of one look entirely. #makeup #makeuplooks #lipstick #makeupaddict #collage #duckface #curlyhair #coastalscentspalette #fallfestival #lipswatches

[one1balancingact]

All of the shades of the new @lorealparisusa Color Riche Eyeshadows. I'm so in love with them before I've even used them on my eyes. 👀 #newdrugstoremakeup #newmakeup2016 #loreal #eyeshadow #colorriche #lorealparis #goodshit #drugstoremakeup #makeup #makeup2016

[one1balancingact]

5 of the new @stilacosmetics Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick shades 💄 #stilacosmetics #stila #liquidlipstick #mattelips #lipswatches #swatches #newmakeup2016 #newmakeup #makeup #lipstick

[one1balancingact]

Sometimes monochrome is the way to go. #makeup #makeupaddict #nyx #nyxcosmetics #nyxliquidsuede #liquidsuede #mattelips #monochrome #stonefox #liquidsuedestonefox

[one1balancingact]

#benefit #makeup #porefessional #benetint #flawlessskinpowder #holygrails

[teenagerposts]

[exhati]

[teenagerposts]

[xolucilaa-deactivated20150626]

Getting into a relationship with me means I will put up with your shit. I will tell you I’m fucking pissed off at you but that doesn’t mean I will break up with you. I will tell you you are an asshole but I still love you then prob not talk to you for a few hours. I get into a relationship knowing there’s good AND bad days. And im willing to get through it with you on all days

Ya heard?? 😘

[societyghost]

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

[thescienceofjohnlock]

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

[fiercefatfeminist]

I wish I was on my phone because I would put like a million clapping emojis under this

[oceansilhouette]

Cute little marshmallows 

[hiddlesstolemyaddiction-deactiv]

this makes me so happy

[lilflappyhands]

Wait. Is that big marshmallow licking that little marshmallow?

Is it a… cannibal?

[artisticautistic]

I think it’s the marshmallow’s mom and it’s trying to comfort the little marshmallow

Maybe it’s a habit specific to the marshmallow species

[jamisbest]

oh ok

[worldofthecutestcuties]

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

[i-suck-deactivated236543-deacti]

i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird

[pleatedjeans]

[madisen]

shout out to every store ever for never carrying my bra size. !!!!!!

[spookyoubliette]

Why is there no Men In Black fandom what the fuck is wrong with the world

I’m starting a Men In Black fandom right now.

This is happening.

[gamemakerm]

There’s always been a Men In Black fandom

you just don’t remember them

[gentlepanpirate]

fuck