Jelly is good, too.

This blog actually isn't about jam, its just a collection of whatever I happen to find funny. So please feel free to scroll and laugh along with me.

[fruityrats]

Where the land and sky meet

[skeletonpjs]

I'm very normal about these two

bonus:

[fruityrats]

I swear they are the most beautiful couple I’ve ever seen

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[macromothmicroplastic]

reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

[milfsisyphus]

you don’t mean that sammy

[commandergoopy]

i dont know anything abt warrior cats but why do they draw like this

[otter-byte]

terrible website feature that came to me in a dream

[politijohn]

Source

[coffeeseed]

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

[chicks2010]

[that-stone-butch]

when you get off a 13 hour shift

[that-stone-butch]

when you get off a 13 hour shift

[coughloop]

[laniidae-passerine]

Betty Crocker mutates your children

[antiprivateeractivist]

[laniidae-passerine]

what the fuck. hey get this off my post

[fulgurbugs]

[fulgurbugs]

Spaghetti is a dratini btw

[theehorsepusssy]

Isn't she suppose to be a teenager?

[boibortion]

i love sandra bullock

[girlblocker]

by my count, the leverage team makes eliot famous at least three times. the first is when they make him famous as a baseball player in ‘the three strikes job’, famous enough that he gets a sandwich named after him. then in ‘the studio job’, he’s a country singer with enough fans that he gets chased by a hoard of them. the third time is when he infiltrates the hockey team in ‘the blue line job’ and becomes a notable hockey player. ik hardisons able to like scrub most of their previous identities from the internet however i would have loved an episode where someone makes the connection between two or more of eliot’s famous identities or just recognizes him as a celebrity on the con.