spent my breaks today watching old 1d interviews and like. not one question answered in those 5 years they were together they had the training and psychological resilience of KGBs agent but over mundane shit like âwhat is this song aboutâ. waterboarding could not extract that information from Niallâs mouth.
absolute best 1d question dodging tactic though was them all taking the worldâs most awkward beat then louis saying something vaguely bitchy yet completely unintelligible in the strongest doncaster accent to grace the mortal ear (taking a minimum of 45 seconds for the human brain to decode), meanwhile zaynâs presence would simply be leaving the room in every metaphysical shape and form, and niall would be laughing in the back for no reason. lynchian. I think thatâs the tactic the CIA used to convince witnesses they were having a stroke.
âa movie that feels like a movieâ sorry that was just his instinctive winter soldier training you wouldnât understand
