the holy egoism of genius

im back im going to ask you all to ignore any blood splatter i might have missed on my way in

i got shot in the knee

im fine i promise i can walk and everything i just did a time trick and healed it sort of

but it bled a little when i got in

so yeah

no emergency

just bad skyrim tropes come to life

wow when wa2 thii2, what the FUCK.

what happened??

when i get there can i give you a hug and braid your hair into corn rows

from what i remember you would look incredibly badass with corn rows

sollux backhanded cornrow captor

nice name its like pollux and castor but fuckerized

she does

oh yeah ab2olutely, make 2ure you briing the mo2t obnoxiiou2 bow2 you can fiind two put at the end2.

iin ca2e you diidn't get the memo, that wa2 a "fuck no."

yeah 2he doe2. or diid ii gue22 2iince that'd be 2tupiid now, you're riight there. and 2orry but iit'2 2ort of between the two of u2 and ii don't feel like playiing the loo2eliipped old lady iin thii2 2kiit 2o that'2 all you're gettiing.

wow FUCK. ii log iin for the fiir2t tiime iin day2 and my da2h ii2 nothiing but 2oliid kk biitchiing about human mu2iical2 and two 2eparate vrii2ka2 2pammiing about how great they are, re2pectiively.

fuck thii2, ii'm out.

well this is kind of as backhanded as it can get without being outright offensive

youve perfected the art, should be glad

like i said i have no experience with you beyond meeting at the hulking green lightbulb sun thing

but sure fine ta it is

no actually i think im sticking with mustard mcpsychic

its more kid friendly

ta is tits and ass dude

but yeah

tg works

actual name is dave

yeah that'2 2ort of my mo, 2ollux backhanded 2arca2m captor, that'2 me. waiit 2hiit, FUCK forget ii 2aiid that, that wa2 really 2tupiid.

lii2ten dude ii'm happy for you and your boner but iif that'2 the fiir2t thiing you thiink of maybe you 2hould ju2t try two get your head around 2ollux untiil you fiinii2h puberty.

dave. yeah, ii remember you. ro2e talk2 about you a lot.

2o hold up a 2econd. are you the dave that'2 on hii2 way here? fuck, that'2 why 2he'2 u2iing my coffee pot, that'2 b2 and 2he know2 iit. awe2ome, another rea2on two keep my bony gluteal2 fiirmly planted iin thii2 chaiir untiil the approxiimate comiing of the apocalyp2e.

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hey its

bloody mustard guy

okay thats probably kind of offensive but i have no other better idea of what the hell to even call you

im dave

like strider dave

that one

whats up mustard mcpsychic boom

wow what the FUCK. what death wa2 that, three?? ju2t kiind of blew my braiin2 out of my no2triil2 no biig deal, that'2 DEFIINIITELY the kiind of thiing you briing up two 2ay hey how'2 iit goiing. better than beiing the hacker troll agaiin liike ii'm 2ome piiece of dii2po2able kiit ii gue22, 2ure, remember me fondly a2 that guy you met only a2 a corp2e face-down iin hii2 own bodiily fluiid2.

for the record, ii know iit miight be hard for you two gra2p but ii have a name riight iin the url, 2ee. trolliian handle and everythiing, iit ha2 two riing a bell 2omewhere that ii2 le22 iin2anely 2tupiid than mcp2ychiic.

who the hell are you anyway, aren't you that guy that wiired tz riidiiculou2 amount2 of ca2h for liike no rea2on. lmao oh my god, you are, you fuckiing 2ucker. actually no thank2 for that, we were totally 2et. tg, riight? the red guy.

#pesterlog #sort of #from last nights stream #tentacletempest

-- twinAnnihilations began playing FTL with tentacleTempest! --

TT: What have you assigned Karkat?

TA: 2hiield2.

TT: Hm.

TA: ii diidn't tru2t hiim wiith the gun2 and ii don't thiink he'd ever be able two naviigate an actual engiine.

TT: So you entrust him with our safety?

TA: ii thiink ii ju2t got murdered by zombiie2.

TT: Space zombies, even.

TA: that 2uck2.

TT: Would you like a proper burial? Or shall we simply open a window?

TA: nah. ju2t to22 me out the aiirlock wiith the re2t of the zombiie2 you ju2t murdered wiith your bare fuckiing hand2.

TA: nvm, kk'2 gettiing the gun2. you're flyiing.

TT: We will wave at your carcass as we pass.

TA: eheheh.

==> LATER, DURING AN INTENSE ROUND OF ORGAN TRAIL.

TA: who the fuck wa2 guardiing the ga2, oh my god.

TA: how doe2 iit fall out of the car, wa2 iit thrown out of the wiindow two make room for 2loppy apocalyp2e makeout2??

TA: becau2e that'2 the only plau2iible theory ii've got.

TT: If that is the case, I blame Karkat.

TT: Clearly his pining for Terezi caused him to abandon his station.

TA: clearly he gave her an 2td whiile he wa2 at iit, what the hell.

TA: waiit, no, that ii2n't what mea2le2 ii2.

TT: It can be transferred through close contact, at any rate.

megidoebooks-blog

you are as excitable as always sollux!!

how mildly horrible has your day been today? wait let me guess on a scale of one to ten it would be a two :O

#apolausticarisen #twinannihilations

yeah. iit'2 ok ii gue22, kiind of a weiird thiing two a2k though. liike a2kiing 2omeone how many of theiir bone2 they broke twoday or 2omethiing when you could ju2t 2ay hey how are you.

let me gue22, the 2u2piiciiou2 ab2ence of zeroe2 mean2 ii'm 2pared from your 2pooky conundrum2.

megidoebooks-blog

100kingforgroup started following you timaeustyrant started following you gigglinggrandma started following you twinannihilations started following you

wow talk about a coincidence so many people following at once we should celebrate somehow!!

#plot shit #cynophobicgerent #tentacletempest #part one of two #theoretically

hey.

yeah 2ure ii'll get the 2treamer2, we can throw a party two celebrate the 2low and morbiid death of our re2pectiive 2ociial liive2.

#apolausticarisen

I am bringing Karkat home. Please prepare whatever manner of retribution you plan to exact upon him.

yeah ok.

don't get lo2t.

#tentacletempest #ask

apocalypticarising started following you

hey aa.

no waiit, don't 2ay anythiing. let me gue22. you're another 2pooky conundrum alternate, full of bull2hiit riiddle2 that 2eriiou2ly endanger the liife2pan of my abiiliity two giive a fuck. am ii riight, becau2e iif ii'm riight ii'm not iin the mood for thii2 riight now.

#apocalypticarising

ii know ii 2aiid ii'd be around but 2ome 2hiit came up. 2orry ii gue22, not liike any of you were 2iittiing on the edge of your 2eat2 wiith 2ome popcorn and a legiitiimate iintere2t waiitiing for me two 2how up though. 2o no never miind, apology fuckiing re2ciinded, how about THAT.

diid ii mii22 anythiing iimportant. key word: iimportant, thii2 doe2 not iinclude your 2hiitty quadrant drama or the egregiiou2 amount2 of 2oporiifiic crap you've wrecked your already que2tiionable pan2 wiith. they were once at lea2t pa22able machiine2, now fiit only for the 2hiittiie2t of clown piie2, game over, try agaiin.

(( shameful, shameless self-promotion of my new blog that has been detracting from sollux time. i'll be back on him, i swear, i just need to get over this captor craze first. ))

#ooc #delete later

thethreshprinceofbelair started following you

are you 2eriiou2 riight now, ii2 that really your url. ii don't know iif that'2 hiilariiou2 or ju2t embarra22iing by proxy.

hey.

#thethreshprinceofbelair

equitemsanguine

OK WOW, STOP THAT. IT WAS JUST ONE LITTLE MISTAKE, DON’T BEAT YOURSELF OVER THE HEAD FOR IT, OR WORSE. LIKE BLOW UP THE BRAND NEW TOASTER I BOUGHT TO REPLACE THE ONE YOU PSIONIC’D HALF TO HELL.

(I USED ROSE’S MONEY BUT I ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND MADE THE EFFORT SO I TECHNICALLY *DID* BUY IT.)

“YEAH OK” IS ALL I GET? IT’S LIKE YOU’RE ASKING TO START A PISSING MATCH FOR OLD TIME’S SAKE OR SOMETHING.

what diid you want me two do, 2lobber all over your 2hoe2 and deliiver a moviing 2peech about how much ii wanted two attend your la2t emotiional meltdown.

#cynophobicgerent

equitemsanguine

1. WASN’T MY ALTERNATES I WAS TALKING ABOUT, THANK YOU FOR CARING BUT NO YOU’RE WRONG STOP THAT.

2. I MISSED YOU TOO, ASSHOLE.