Morioh's Largest 17 Year Old

Josuke | he/him | bruh

[totallycorrectjojoquotes]

speedwagon: Tell him off, Mr. Joestar! Assert yourself!

jonathan to dio: That’s my ice cream cone!

speedwagon: Now let him have it!

jonathan: You can have it!

[ask-vampire-giorno]

Dio knocks gently on Giorno's door, a bag of beauty supplies in his arms, "GioGio? May I come in, darling?," he asked, just wanting to bond with his son.

Giorno opened the door with a smile "Of course!!!! Im always happy to spend time with my Father!!" Hes a happy vamp

[onelargebroplease]

A bright smile revealing Dio's sharp fangs appeared on the blonde's face, his son's upbeat response causing him to come into his room excitedly. He set his beauty supplies down and looked at his small son, "oh lovey, would you let me give you a makeover?"

@ask-vampire-giorno

[ask-vampire-giorno]

He nodded and sat down by Dio "Could I give you one after?"

[onelargebroplease]

"Of course, darling," Dio smiled, pinching his son's cheeks. Proud mudad uwu.

@ask-vampire-giorno

[ask-vampire-giorno]

Dio knocks gently on Giorno's door, a bag of beauty supplies in his arms, "GioGio? May I come in, darling?," he asked, just wanting to bond with his son.

Giorno opened the door with a smile "Of course!!!! Im always happy to spend time with my Father!!" Hes a happy vamp

[onelargebroplease]

A bright smile revealing Dio's sharp fangs appeared on the blonde's face, his son's upbeat response causing him to come into his room excitedly. He set his beauty supplies down and looked at his small son, "oh lovey, would you let me give you a makeover?"

@ask-vampire-giorno

[ask-vampire-giorno]

Dio tosses some severed fingers in a trail, attempting to get his young vampire son to follow him, "pspspspspsps, it's time to get rid of the Joestars," he cooed, making the weird cat kissy noises.

Giorno follows his father. He doesnt want to the fingers but is aware that Dio is a vamp, so he isnt gonna attack.

(OH MY GOD THIS MADE ME LAUGH)

[onelargebroplease]

Dio smiled a wicked grin, "good boy! Erm-- that is what fathers call their children, right--??," he looked at Giorno with a questioning look before brushing the question aside. "I have yummy human numnums in my mansion! Please follow me," he said, leaving little pieces of fingers behind again.

@ask-vampire-giorno

[ask-vampire-giorno]

Hes following. He wants the yummy human numnums....

[onelargebroplease]

And Alas, the yummy human numnums were in reach..

Dio gave Giorno's head multiple pats, treating him like an actual cat because sis don't know how to take care of children. "Are you ready for numnums??? How old are you?? You're at least 2."

@ask-vampire-giorno

[ask-vampire-giorno]

Dio tosses some severed fingers in a trail, attempting to get his young vampire son to follow him, "pspspspspsps, it's time to get rid of the Joestars," he cooed, making the weird cat kissy noises.

Giorno follows his father. He doesnt want to the fingers but is aware that Dio is a vamp, so he isnt gonna attack.

(OH MY GOD THIS MADE ME LAUGH)

[onelargebroplease]

Dio smiled a wicked grin, "good boy! Erm-- that is what fathers call their children, right--??," he looked at Giorno with a questioning look before brushing the question aside. "I have yummy human numnums in my mansion! Please follow me," he said, leaving little pieces of fingers behind again.

@ask-vampire-giorno

[ask-vampire-giorno]

Dio: *crouching downna few paces from Giorno, holding his hand out* pspspspspsps

Giorno stares at Dio before simply walking over and sitting near him. He can tell DIO is a vampire. He cant really drink from a vampire.

(OK WHOEVER SENT THIS I FUCKING LOVE YOU. THIS IS SO FUNNY. PLEASE COME INTI MY MESSAGES AND TELL ME WHO U ARE.)

[onelargebroplease]

Dio continuously pat Giorno's head, "why are you so angry? You're so small... There is no need to be so mad.. You are.. So tiny.. The world is too big.. There is no time for you to be so angry...," there may he some ugly tears in his eyes.

[ask-vampire-giorno]

He just kinda sits there....He likes the attention. He never really got much physical attention in his life so this is nice.

[onelargebroplease]

Dio put the small boy in thosw weird baby backpack things, patting his head again, "there we go. No need to be angry, little one. Papa's here," will Dio calm down the angry babey? Who knows.

[ask-vampire-giorno]

Dio: *crouching downna few paces from Giorno, holding his hand out* pspspspspsps

Giorno stares at Dio before simply walking over and sitting near him. He can tell DIO is a vampire. He cant really drink from a vampire.

(OK WHOEVER SENT THIS I FUCKING LOVE YOU. THIS IS SO FUNNY. PLEASE COME INTI MY MESSAGES AND TELL ME WHO U ARE.)

[onelargebroplease]

Dio continuously pat Giorno's head, "why are you so angry? You're so small... There is no need to be so mad.. You are.. So tiny.. The world is too big.. There is no time for you to be so angry...," there may he some ugly tears in his eyes.

[demilypyro]

did kakyoin ever win a fight

[mangonetics]

it aint about that

[mettic]

kakoyin’s biggest W was making a baby eat shit

[quotaro]

CUH YALL BE OUT HERE HEADCANNONING JOTARO AS S T RUIAGHT??? WELL I HEADCANON JOTARO AS A LACTOSE INTOLERANT AND ALSO G A Y

[sdfsaghf-asdsdafg-blog]

[evilkakyoin]

first date ideas: light him on fire and tell him to kill himself with a dagger you provide

[spongebajasquareblast]

[totallycorrectjojoquotes]

kakyoin: In Japan we say “ビープ音レタス” and it means “your eyes are stars,” and I think that’s beautiful. polnareff: That’s amazing! *Later* abdul: Why has Polnareff been saying “beep beep lettuce” in Japanese to me all day? kakyoin: I have no idea.

[fro2tbyte]

Reblog to get a Christmas Present from Narancia!

[uglyvampireblog]

Lord DIO is feeling rather generous. Reblog for a Christmas gift from the mansion crew!

[strawberrybunnypies]

I feel like giving some of you sweet and kind people some gifts~! So reblog for a gift my dear <3 

[ghiacciodoesntwantthis]

Capo said I should be "kinder" so I guess I'm doing this shit. Reblog this to get a christmas gift from me no cowards allowed