Autographs & Apologies

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[kurosmind]

There’s one (1) think in Disney’s Mulan that irks me.  The jaw line.  Mulan’s jaw line is drawn differently when she’s acting as Ping. No kidding: this is her “regular, Fa Mulan” face. In this version her jaw is even highlighted by the makeup. Look how round is it.

and this is her Ping jaw. Square. Totally square.

WHY?????  Isn’t consistency in the character base shapes like, an important thing??

Not to mention how she immediately regains her long lashes as soon as she is exposed. With her round jaw obviously.

????? 

[eorzean-cabbage]

That feel when you’re Asian and your father with a bad leg was about to be sent off to surely die in a war for your great empire so you squared up both metaphorically and physically.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

it’s on the fricking vhs cover

this has bothered me since 1999

[smaug-official]

Why do you have to come for Mulan like this

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

It’s called contour sweetie

[thequantumqueer]

[remade-lol666]

[havingfurrythots]

this fish is what we should be remembering on memorial day

[the-sapphic-raven]

[theywearpink]

‘I’m not saying I don’t like kids…But I do feel like when I talk to my friends that recently had kids, it does seem like they had to give up everything for the kid.’

[nuur-iyo-naxariis]

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

[onemanbombsquad]

I guess I'm back on tumblr

After like 3 years

I'm married and have a good job now and don't abuse alcohol anymore but I'm still a walking shitpost so I hope I still belong here

[nuka-rockit]

Depression™! 

comes with multiple fun features such as:

exhaustion! but not enough to sleep just lie on the floor like a wet towel

whoops! shouldve eaten 2 hours ago

all food tastes equally boring! yeah that piece of old bread and 4 pickles will do

staring at the ceiling!

lose your train of thought every 5 minutes! whatever youre trying to do sure won’t get done anytime soon

every activtiy feels pointless! even your favourite hobbies. Especially your favourite hobbies!

loneliness! but also you feel like a burden to everyone you know so good luck with that

staring at the wall!

wearing the same sweatpants for 3 days straight! because who can be bothered? not you that’s for sure!

yelling at people for no reason! because now even their breathing annoys you 

staring at the wall some more!

Suddenly crying over tiny things! such as dropping your favourite pencil. it’s not even broken. but who gives a fuck!

ORDER TODAY! 

Or don’t. You’ll receive it either way!

because there is no escape!

[vieux-soleil]

when old people say two toddlers are boyfriend and girlfriend

[totalparksandrec]

[onemanbombsquad]

I’m just so crazy, insanely, head-over-heels in love and I want to scream it from the rooftops.

[darkesttrip]

Source:

meandarksmile

[trxgedy-will-find-us-blog]

The Amity Affliction // Pabst Blue Ribbon On Ice

(My edits)

[ikwt]

[comradesaucegay]

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

[comradesaucegay]

and so it begins..

[voxiferous-deactivated20171119]

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

[iopele]

… this photo makes the whole thing so much better and I cannot stop laughing help I need oxygen

[azcrowleyfell]

@goldenheartedrose

[goldenheartedrose]

Oh my god. That’s spitting my tea out for a second time tonight.

I was so not prepared for this.

[thomas-sanders-with-vine]

Get Ready For… A Misleading Compliment 🙏

[stressydepressibookishrevolution]

I love this and I love him

[deductions-in-time-and-space]

Thomas: “You’re so stupid…ly talented, you delicate beautiful butterfly! (laughs) flutter”

[shittyidea]

An alarm clock that stabs you in the throat if you press snooze

[onemanbombsquad]

this might be the only alarm clock i don’t abuse. i need one.

[vinladen]

Visit Original Link

[mirkokosmos]

[aus10england]

unmute this for the love of god

[onemanbombsquad]

IM SCREAMING