No. 3 on Pawnee's Most Wanted Pests list.

Mar | Ohio | Too old to be this dumb. I also run SNL Bumpers, so you should follow that.

[badgerswake]

And all I need Is for you to be kind But it seems It's rarely worth your time

[lovekylie]

KYLIE MINOGUE - "LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT" 2002, dir. Johan Renck

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[starlitbeetle]

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

[princessnamora]

LAND OF THE LOFT ∘°∘♡∘°∘ Episode 10.07 ∘°∘♡∘°∘

[have-you-been-here]

Sandy the 1¢ pony, Meijer stores, Midwest USA

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 3 days 10 hours

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

[justsayfkit]

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

[stealpeanutbutter]

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

[sabatoge-deactivated20220531]

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

[blond-shell]

[thebelchers]

Bob’s Burgers, Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial (S04E11)

[thememedaddy]

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[cantotallyeven]

Chihuahuas Georg

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[fluentisonus]

the problem with spring is that it's nice but it forebodes evil (summer)