A Dad:

I’m the guy from Tik tok Youtube: JuiceeSaft

[technofeudalism]

you can hear the accent without unmuting the video

[shoezuki]

My prof was like 'yeah there was this experiment where they like made a casino for rats with mini slot machines n everything and made those rats into gambling addicts it was so cool' n i looked up the article n hes the lead fucking researcher

[juiceesaft]

Tik tok creator fund when I get my hands on whoever designed your code I’m going to throttle them

[pallidprincess]

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

[pallidprincess]

[fiat-126-deactivated20240715]

[hotvampireadjacent]

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

[brucebocchi]

[markatoto]

edited this video so i could just get it out of my head and finally be free of my inner turmoil

[dialogic]

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

[apricops]

“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”

[pondwitch]

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

[powerburial]

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

[pondwitch]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[creepymutelilbugger]

posting the spotted hyena vision diagram again

[juiceesaft]

When twitter finally becomes too unusable I’ll get back to my roots

[hylialeia]

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

[yupthatexists]

More info: http://bit.ly/3mads88

[randomitemdrop]

Item: jeans with emergency self-deploying booty and thighs

[leviathan-the-boy]

*spanks ur ass so hard ur derrierebags activate*

[enemyviv]

rcdart pants

[thunderstruck9]

John Biggers (American, 1924-2001), Hands. Charcoal on board, 18½ x 24¼ in

[ebugsdotjpeg]

[souperluminal]

Scissor Wizard and Paper Wizard

It’s probably fine to leave them alone together.

[souperluminal]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[theraddestpotato21]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tauforged]