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we're not kids anymore.
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
$LAYYYTER
Not today Justin
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Frankenstein (2025) dir. Guillermo del Toro + paintings
It's the year 2023. We are lying in bed. My husband told me about a Genshin meme. I sent him a tumblr post on religion. We discuss religion. There's a lull in the conversation. He falls asleep holding my arm, and doesn't wake up when I get up to take my medicine. When I come back, I take his hand. He's snoring. He holds my hand anyway.
It's 2023, and I know the meaning of happiness.
Happiness is the warmth of his hand. Happiness is his consistency. Happiness is being held when you grieve. Being listened to when you cry. It's talking about memes and philosophy in the same conversation. It's stopping to consider each other's points of view.
Happiness is the home nobody can take from us. Having someone to share your burdens with.
I'm not saying that having a relationship is the only path to happiness. But my husband gave me stability and support and enabled me in my journey to healing and independence.
You best believe that when I get my first paycheck, I'm shooting it at him with a cash canon.
I did, by the way. I withdrew the sum of the whole paycheck and shot it at him with a cash canon.
Buns in the flowrs
Happy pride to everyone who's ever been told they way they look, the way they look at someone, or the way they DON'T look at someone is wrong
This painting is for girls who low key forced themselves to pick a kpop idol to stan in 2012 in order to fit in.
(I am also bisexual, so I guess I have to make another painting)
Happy pride to everyone who's ever been told they way they look, the way they look at someone, or the way they DON'T look at someone is wrong
This painting is for girls who low key forced themselves to pick a kpop idol to stan in 2012 in order to fit in.
(I am also bisexual, so I guess I have to make another painting)
Just look at him go, completely unprompted.
Complete conversation transcript
Me: (this is a grocery list) Soup, bread, papaw ointment, dinner? - noodle soup?
Husband: (13min later) OK so Ken is interested in establishing a horse-based patriarchy. Is Ken a steppe nomad? The kind who invade civilizations of sedentary agricultural people, place themselves at the new apex of their social hierarchy, but bring elements of steppe nomad culture into their new mojo dojo casa houses?
Me: Hi what the fuck
Husband: See the Turks, Mughals and Mongols
Husband: *waves hands at cork board* Listen, Ken shoehorning himself into a position of power in Barbieland but filling the place with horse TVs and tiny beer coolers is a parallel to the Ottoman Turkish sultans conquering the Eastern Roman Empire and ruling out of the palaces of former Constanstinople, but setting up yurts and pavilions in the palace grounds and practicing horseback archery and falconry as noble pursuits
Me: I'm listening
Husband: But ultimately, Ken cannot help but be influenced by the culture of the land he subjugates, and eventually becomes culturally akin to the agriculturalist, as can be seen by how Ken wages war when his position is put under threat
Husband: He does not have a horse, he beaches off
Me: But have you considered that beaching off is a Ken thing to begin with? It signifies more a return to his roots than a true acculturation
Husband: Horse Ken is the steppe person. Perhaps, more accurately, he is an agriculturalist who went to live amongst the steppe people?
incredibly cute bunny I saw in a bush
That's not a wild rabbit :(
Planning a surprise party is fucking hard...
Why am I crying in the club (office) rn
Context: I am a social worker
Me: I know your secret!
Husband: What is it?
Me: You've been in love with me for a very long time.
Husband: Yes. It is a secret.
Me: ... You kiss me in public like, every day.
Husband: It's not a very good secret.
People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.
My hot take of the day is that TikTok is Tumblr for videos, but with an algorithm.
What is marriage, except making a cringe compilation with your love every day of the week?
Alfredo sauce, or cheese sauce, or something. Adapted from https://thesaltymarshmallow.com/best-homemade-alfredo-sauce/
Serves, idk, about five? Just put whatever you don't finish in the fridge or freezer.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup butter (I use unsalted but it matters little. If yours is salted, just add less salt)
- 3 cups heavy cream (I use 38% fat)
- 1 to 4 cups of grated Parmesan (it's up to you, depending on how cheesy and salty you like it. I use about 1.5 cups)
- 1 tsp black pepper, or however much you like
- 4 tsp chopped garlic, or however much you like
- salt to taste (I don't use very much at all, I find the Parmesan and cream already salty)
Optional ingredients: anything you fucking want. I recommend chicken, onions, mushrooms, broccoli. If you're using carrots or broccoli, you might wanna microwave them for a few min before adding to help soften em up.
Steps:
1. (optional) marinate your meat in garlic, black pepper, salt.
2. In large pot, melt butter.
3a. If using onions, add them now
3b. If not using spices to marinate meat, add spices now
4. Cook till onions soft/spices fragrant
5. (optional) If using meat, add it now. Stir fry till mostly cooked.
6. Add veggies. Stir fry till mostly cooked.
7. Add cream, simmer
8. Add Parmesan cheese, stir till melted in.
Done. Now ladle it over whatever you want. Usually pasta, but I find it goes incredibly well with broccoli as a side dish.
This is not acceptable enrichment for young bunnies!!! It will inspire them to violence. There will be a riots on the streets.