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lydiajoypalmer

"Is this your card?" 😇 "please stop" 👿

yamisnuffles

The serpent of Eden lulls an angel to sleep.

Okay, I know everyone has done Aziraphale sleeping with snake!Crowley on him but consider- it’s very good.

doggirling

they’re like a beautiful species of megafauna that eventually evolved to co-exist alongside humankind and even form a mutualistic symbiotic relationship with us

my-dailydreams

chernozemm

they are late for their reservation (again)

womprat-deactivated20170904

happy pride month from the tribbles

trekheritageposts

star trek heritage post (June 7th, 2017)

vanyamire

You go too fast for me, Crowley.

prints

golswia

don’t disturb them

aivelin

Art-Fic Collaboration

Crowley’s initial fury at Aziraphale for turning his beloved Bentley into an ice-cream truck instantly vanished when he realized he now had the perfect excuse to hand-feed his angel every single flavor.

Read fic by @sparkle-in-the-stars - A Taste of Temptation

dec-d

tfemteach-deactivated20231124

"what are you a cop" is bookaziraphale's entire mindset btw. "is it very angelic to hoard books and be mean to customers" what are you a cop? "should you really be married to your adversary" what are you a cop? "should your husband be parking his car there" ah you ARE a cop. explodes your ticket notebook with his mind. like in his mind if the lord herself doesn't come down to tell him off he's doing just fine. because he's doing it. and if she DOES come down (where is the flaming sword I gave to thee) well then. what is she a cop

tfemteach-deactivated20231124

no so true. in fact I think this was a key experience in his conviction that he is correct about everything ever. after all she did not ask him again

hollow-head

book Crowley: you’re an angel, you can’t do the wrong thing book Aziraphale: you are absolutely right. everything i do *is* the right thing book aziraphale really took ‘do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law’ and ran with it

tfemteach-deactivated20231124

pronouncingitwang

[ID: The first add-on shows tags from pronouncingitwang reading "#it is soo fucking important that not only did he lie to god #he thought it was so important that he wrote it in as a correction to the bilton and scaggs bible he wanted that shit printed+distributed" and the last add-on shows tags from indieninja92 reading "#MY BOY #as i like to say 'aziraphale did nothibg wrong... but not through lack of trying' #the greatest angel ever to sincerely attempt to shoot an eleven year old in the face" /end ID]

forensiccountermeasures

And when he knows he’ll HAVE to help the cops, he’s desperate to leave so that he WON’T have to help the cops!

[ID: A snippet from the Good Omens book. It reads “There was the sound of a siren outside, abruptly broken off as a bullet hit it. Aziraphale nudged Crowley.” The next part is highlighted, and reads “‘Get a move on,’ he said. ‘We're going to be knee-deep in police at any moment and I will of course be morally obliged to assist them in their enquiries.’” /end ID]