One Piece Incorrect Quotes

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Bartolomeo: *sneezes*

Cavendish:

Bartolomeo: You’re not even gonna say “bless ya”?

Cavendish: I’m sitting here with you, you’ve clearly been blessed.

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Interviewer: You mention here that you are experienced with educating ill-behaved children. Can you be more specific?

Nami: I have to keep Luffy out of trouble.

Interviewer: You’re hired.

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Chopper, holding a thermometer: You’re sick, your temperature is 104

Luffy: If I was sick, could I do this?

Luffy:

Chopper: What are you doing?

Luffy: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?

Chopper, with a sigh: No.

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Law traveling with the Straw Hats

Law: How does Luffy usually get out of these messes?

Nami, exhausted: He doesn’t, he just makes a bigger mess that cancels out the other one

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Sanji: *loses Zoro in the crowd*

Sanji: Thank god

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Nami: I don’t have enough energy for this.

Chopper: For what?

Nami: *gestures vaguely*

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Nami: How do you politely tell someone, you want to hit them with a brick?

Robin, not looking up from her book: One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.

Nami: That’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard.