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21 | Ace | He/Him Not even gonna lie, I have even less idea what’s going on than you do. If you need anything just ask: Safe house Blog

[juejack]

I am literally begging you to draw more Kirby

him busy eating burgies

[churchoffear]

One of the funniest things in the world to me is that comedy podcaster/video game journalist Justin Mcelroy will occasionally get emails intended for Crime/Politics Vancouver reporter Justin Mcelroy

[spiroandthelacktones]

pirate baby yoda for all your needs

[spiroandthelacktones]

I’m so proud of you all

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

finally, the thrilling radio play adaptation

[turing-tested]

i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade and went “sexy boy….” because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG

i know because i heard a quiet “what the fuck bro” from the next aisle over

[mollycolliex-deactivated2019041]

my question is why were you calling an orange gatorade “sexy boy”

[turing-tested]

how i feel about orange gatorade is none of your buisness

[relelvance]

Want cranberry juice

[relelvance]

Fuck blue lives

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

Me waking up vs my first coherent thought of the day

[mens-rights-activia]

[spicyvampire]

[i-eat-bread-and-cry-on-the-floor]

Consider also: 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[powerfulwizard]

We are the guardians of the doinks. If you wish to smoke the fattest doinks with us, you must answer a riddle.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

What is your riddle ye gods of olde?

[powerfulwizard]

Many have smoked me, yet few can roll me. I won’t smoke back unless burned with fire. What am I?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Could the answer to your vexing riddle be: the devil’s lettuce?

[powerfulwizard]

You may smoke these Doinks with us.

[anxietyproblem]

[unlawfulroach]

[does normal stuff but in a manner that makes it obvious there is something wrong with my brain]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[needthisbook]

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

[g-jackson]

this literally makes me so happy

[yomikoreadsbooks]

What a delight!

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fanonical]

harry: i don't know if i can kill voldemort

ginny: ethically?

harry: nah, guy's evil as shit

harry: but also, i know five spells

ginny: you have a sword

ginny: just go up to him and cast stabbio

[muddaisy]

[you kill me but I clip through the floor so you can’t loot my corpse as my final act of revenge]