Power, Responsibility, and Weird Stuff

[nodded]

just me relating to mcu peter parker (part 2 of ???)

[forgetful-nerd]

Peter: Okay, Brain, don’t freak out, but we’ve come across a minor inconvenience-

Peter’s Brain, already dousing itself in gasoline: that’s unfortunate.

[paperpeter]

why nobody remembers this wonderful irondad time

I need a fic

Amazing Spider-man №524

[nanosorcerer]

He calls him “boss” just like Tom Holland calls RDJ “boss man” I’m done. I’m out. Adios.

[incorrect-spiderson]

*fic senses tingling*

[forgetful-nerd]

This is what a lunch with Peter Parker, Kaine, Ben Reilly, and Tony Stark would look like, and you can’t change my mind.

[peter-and-tony-vlogs]

*Peter and Tony at the beach*

Peter, pointing to a flock of seagulls: LoOk aT aLL tHoSe cHiCkEnS

Tony: Peter. Those are seagulls.

Peter, crossing his arms: Mr. Stark! I’m quoting a vine! I’m not that dense

[outofcontextspider-man]

Truly Spider-Man’s toughest foe.

[incorrect-spiderson]

Peter: MR. STARK PLEASE-

Tony: *making a peppermint circle around himself* NO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

Peter: I WONT DO IT AGAIN I PROMISE-

Tony: NO, NO HUGS FOR YOU

Rhodey: *turns to the invisible camera*

Rhodey: I sometimes wonder why I still stay here...

[bebx]

I enjoy these way more than I should

[forgetful-nerd]

PTA mom: awwww! What a sweet older brother you are for picking up your little sister! Here have a peppermint!

Peter: oh sorry, I can’t eat peppermint I’m allergic.

PTA mom: sweetheart, allergies aren’t real. You just need to eat more peppermint and get over it.

Peter: If you believe that then you shouldn’t be a parent.

PTA mom: how dare you? You insolent kid! I am a adult you are a teenager! You have no right to tell me how to parent!

Peter: If you can’t stand someone younger than you criticizing you then you REALLY shouldn’t be a parent.

[forgetful-nerd]

Tony: Peter, what happened this time?

Peter: *in a leg cast* I jumped out of a window during school and landed on the sidewalk.

Tony: why- why would you do that?

Peter: well I couldn’t climb down! That would have given away my secret identity as Spider-Man!

Tony: no. I mean why did you jump out of a window that was three stories high?!?!?

Peter: my guidance councilor was asking about my plans for the future.

Tony: ah, now I understand.

[forgetful-nerd]

Peter: if I ever become a surgeon, I would say right before the patient passes out from anesthesia, “Ok, pull up the WikiHow article”

Stephen: please never become a surgeon.

[solidsmax]

[forgetful-nerd]

Peter, exasperated: why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Wade, limbless in a princess dress and covered in glitter: probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a history of violence.

Peter: oh.

Wade: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that

[forgetful-nerd]

Peter Parker: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Mysterio: I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Peter: I have a better idea.  Tony: No you don’t. History has proven that.

[catchymemes]

Credit: @pet_foolery

[taz-skylar]

— Mifune in Naruto Shippuuden