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Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone

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Happy 22/2/22 day!

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Not to mention that today, 22/2/22 Pluto has finished its trip around the sun which started in 1774.

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Hiii!!! I’m glad you’re back, I love your blog!! <3

Thank you so much!!

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Hey everyone! Been gone for a bit but I missed y’all! So send in some ask or just say hello! :)

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Can you do a spiderbros moment

(TH)Peter: *sighs*

(AG)Peter: Hey kiddo, what’s wrong? I thought you’d be pumped to get to see us again! We missed you little bro!

(TM)Peter: Yeah you looked so happy last time we saw you buddy, did something happen?

(TH)Peter: Oh yeah I missed you guys! I did but uh… I don’t know it’s been really hard since the whole “spell that erases me from the minds of everyone I’ve ever known and loved” thing.

(TM)Peter: … oh my god… kid-

(AG)Peter: *rolling up his sleeves* That’s it where’s the wizard man we are going to have some WORDS-

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hi I really love your blog you post such good content :) :) I was wondering if you knew of any discord chats for irondad or spiderman?? I really would like to get more involved but there's so many people I don't know where to start!!

Hi! Yes I actually have my own! They’re all lovely folks in there and I’m sure they would have more recommendations!

https://discord.gg/eyMG4JuqpF

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Peter: *grieving over losing every single one of his parental figures*

Dr. Conners: *busts through the wall*

Dr. Conners: HEY KID! KEEP LOSING YOUR PARENTS? BOY DO I HAVE THE THING FOR YOU! FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF YOUR HUMANITY YOU CAN BECOME A LIZARD TOO! CALL 555-555-555 TODAY TO START YOUR FREE TRIAL-

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Peter: *listening to music in his earbuds*

Tony: -and that’s why you never combine pym particles with an angry beaver named Jerry. So remember that Peter, never- uh, Peter are you even listening to me?

Peter: *takes out his earbuds* Oh oh no Mr. Stark I was I promise-

Peter’s Phone: *starts blasting music* ~TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX, TWO TRUCKS HAVING-

Peter: *hits pause* I… can explain

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Happy New Year Everyone!!

Remember that canonically Peter Parker is still dusted and will remain dusted for another three years :)

But that means Tony isn’t dead yet!

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Hey all!

As we come up on NWH having been released for multiple weeks now I will start making posts containing spoilers! I’ll tag them all properly so if you don’t want spoilers please block the tags #NWHspoilers #nowayhomespoilers.

Thank you! And Happy New Year!

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Peter, hands shaking as he’s holding the phone: Okay… I can do this

Bucky, across the room: Who do you think he’s calling?

Sam: Hmmm.. the government?

Bucky: Nah, nah, probably his aunt

Sam: Ooh or his girlfriend?

Bucky: Ooooooh, maybe a potential girlfriend?

Sam: Maybe a villain?

Bucky: Or an EX!

Peter: …

Peter: Uh… yeah can I order a pizza-

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Tips of how to speak like Peter parker:....

If this is the implication that I constantly make Peter too stunned to speak… you’d be correct

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SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME IS ABSOLUTELY 200/10 ITS SO GOOD. ITS WELL WRITTEN AND I GUARANTEE YOU WILL BE CAUGHT OFF GUARD MORE THAN ONCE. I HOPE YOU ALL REALLY ENJOY IT!!!

Note: I won’t post spoilers on this page! If I do or have any convos about the movie they will be properly tagged.

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Peter: Mr. Strange I’m being bullied for being Spiderman and the world hates me and I’m being arrested can you do something about it?

Stephen: *looks at Wong*

Wong: No. Strange, no.

Stephen: *start swirly magic*

Wong: NO- BAD STRANGE! DO I NEED TO GET THE SQUIRT BOTTLE, NO-

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Hey to the person in my inbox who tried to spoil the movie for me before I went and watched it???

💅 Too late dawg

Also if you’re gonna be like that at least have the courage to get off of anon before being a an asshole on the internet. Just makes you a coward lol. Sorry you didn’t get your dose of “power trip” from me.

The movie was great btw😌 I highly recommend

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I’m seeing Spiderman NWH on the 17th so expect a review!! I won’t spoil anything I promise! Just be expecting some feedback!

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Strange: They all die at to Spiderman, Peter. I’m sorry kid

Peter: *dials the phone*

Operator: 9-1-1 how can I-

Peter: Hello, I’m smelling some major cap today-

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Waiter: Whats your name?

Peter: Peter, but you can call me Captain Ravioli

Tony: What the fuck was that? Don't do that