you and i remember budapest very differently

Accepting clintasha and agathario prompts 18+ main: @some-deranged-weirdo

[scaarletwiitch]

scaarletwiitch (mellowasinyellow)'s masterlist

You can find all of my fic on Ao3, where I go by mellowasinyellow with the pseud scaarletwiitch, specifically for my mcu fics. Below they are marked if they have a rating of T or higher, but please note this blog is 18+. Everything is Clint/Natasha and there is only one that has a permanent character death and it is marked.

My personal faves

Five signs Lila Barton misses (plus one she notices)

Five times Natasha's family show up uninvited (plus one time she's relieved to see them)

Target Language

Five times Clint and Natasha fall in love in the multiverse (plus one time they fall in love in this universe)

I can see how much you want to kiss me

Multi-chapter fics

Five signs Lila Barton misses (plus one she notices) (Rated T)

Target Language

So, you and Barton?

You're a science teacher and Eating for More Than Two - I can't explain why these are separate stories and not just two chapters, but there we are.

Clintasha Advent 2021

Day 1 - Weather

Day 2 - Hiding

Day 3 - Secret Santa with Friends and Family - Family/Friends (Rated T)

Day 4 - superheroes, gods, scientists, engineers, and... us - Magic/Supernatural

Day 5 - If we could relive it all - Time

Day 6 - Target Language - Language

Day 8 - You're a science teacher - Alternate Universe

Day 9 - Holiday Cards - Domestic

Day 10 - Another Christmas, Another Mission - Missions

Day 11 - Blonde - Colours

Day 12 - Unsolicited Advice - Gifts

Day 13 - The First Sickness - Hurt/Comfort

Day 15 - Christmas Traditions Old and New - Traditions (Rated T)

Day 16 - Five times Natasha's family show up uninvited (plus one time she's relieved to see them) - Around the World (Rated M for graphic depictions of violence and heavy petting)

Day 17 - Bottled Up - Emotions/Moods

Day 18 - Five times Clint and Natasha fall in love in the multiverse (plus the one time they fall in love in this universe) - Tropes (Rated T - tw for school gunman lokckdown)

Day 19 - Familiars - Furry Friends

Day 21 - Waking Up - Senses

Day 22 - Eating for More Than Two - Food & Drink

Day 23 - So, you and Barton? Separation/Reunions

Day 24 - Five signs Lila Barton misses (plus one she notices) - Signs (Rated T)

Day 25 - New Year's Eve - Christmas/Holidays (additionally, this fantastic remix by @cloud--atlas)

Tumblr Ask Box Fics

My ask box is ALWAYS open. I love ask box fics particularly as I feel motivated by knowing someone is interested in reading it!

Wanna Bet? (Rated T) for @determined-overthinkerWanna Bet? (Rated T) for @determined-overthinker

So, you and Barton? chapter 2 for @determined-overthinker

Target Language chapter 2 for @nymphadoraromanoff

Clint Barton takes way too long in the shower (Rated T) for @determined-overthinker

Quarantine for anon

I can see how much you want to kiss me for @mellifluous-affection

The Drive Home for @nymphadoraromanoff

What? The other girls never caught exploding arrows out of the air for you? for @to-kill-a-mockinggirl

Shits and Giggles

Thanos was Right (major character death)

Pumpkin

Hawkeye Hairstudio, 2008 a remix of this AMAZING story by @widows-hawk

[ivysos2001]

Hearing that Chris Evans is coming back to the mcu is really making me anticipate a similar announcement coming for Scarlett Johansson sooner or later purely bc I’m sure 6/6 ogs returning would be better than 5/6 and she’s the last one left to not either be still active in the mcu or have a return announced

* Also I’d be kinda pissed if they brought all the other ogs back for this movie and left her out bc they kinda have a tendency to leave out ‘the girl’ sometimes (still not over the fact that they used the soul stone plotline to chuck their two most important female characters/*the* female members of their two main teams off a cliff) (tho at least we got to see the guardians mourning gamora for more than two seconds)

[scaarletwiitch]

RDJ “will return”

Steve Rogers “will return”

What about Natasha Romanoff?

[saradanversrogers]

❤️

[thempregguy]

category of blorbo called "technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them"

[emptyblissdotmp3-deactivated202]

[batcat-vegbul-ashleon-clintasha]

Clintasha

[thecricketcannot]

lol

[ragnarockz]

💜💚

[joeyclaire]

a single mom who runs two blogs

[itberice]

Agatha All Along I Death's Hand in Mine

[ivvyela]

nothing on this god's green earth can convince me that peter parker doesn't have an ao3 account where he is elbows deep in a 'rise of skywalker' fix-it fic. like, fully invested in it, been writing it pre-spider bite with ned, who is just as enthusiastic about it. but the thing is, it's really hard to do updates when you are literally spider-man.

every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"

and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"

and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."

ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."

ao3 goes down for two days.

[dino-gordon-deactivated20251011]

LISTEN BRO! first of all, DAMN you for having that cursed BRAIN! cause it literally NEVER crossed my mind before. And second, you’re seriously tempting me to make an AO3 account for Peter Parker . Just imagine Tony or Cap liking his fics or even leaving comments correcting the parts where Peter totally exaggerates… I’d actually LOSE MY MIND OVER THAT! :]

[mcufam]

THE SOUND OF MUSIC (1965) | AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR (2018) insp.

[creativepromptsforwriting]

What is a canon event you will never ever accept and that you will always ignore in a fandom you're in?

[i-might-haveaproblem]

Pretty much all of the MCU

[turnpikeghosts]

[when-it-rains-it-snows]

#QUITE LITERALLY EVERYTHING BABY WE CAN'T GO OUTSIDE ANYMORE

@triumphdivision I cannot allow this tag to go uncelebrated oh my fucking godddddd

[anninymouse]

My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”

[lokihiddleston]

THUNDERBOLTS*

[crybabycunt]

Kate: (reading a recipe) Beat three eggs?

Yelena: It means like hand-to-hand combat.

Kate: Oh.

Clint: Both of you, get out of this kitchen.