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My ADD forced me to speed paint this after seeing a picture of Juice on Pinterest while I was listening to Lauv's song sad forever.

auraoflunacy

I think Self Shippers need to kick it up a notch and have Fictional Enemies, make a self insert whose life goal is to beat the shit out of a canon character

oneshotofdepresso

....my hatred for jean grey may or may not be why I created a whole new character and am writing an xmen novel.... maybe

riotmightbelucky

Black-Owned Alternative Shops 2

From left to right: (top) In Control Clothing, Nnnasty Gem, (bottom) Sinister Sisters, Gothic Lamb

From left to right (top) Glam Goth Beauty, Vicki be Wicked, (bottom) Black Widow Beauty, Three of Swords

From left to right: (top) Dark Jasmine Fashion, Bad Dahlia, (bottom) Funky Punk NYC, BlkGrlsWurld

From Left to right: (top) Wickedland Jewelry, Voodou Fairy, (bottom) Pretty Boy Gothic, Spookie Kidz

From left to right: (top) Tears of my Enemies, Von Kreep Art, (bottom) Afro Punk, Sweet Bitz

From left to right: Kolby Brianne, Welcome to Berry

deboracabral

Happy 25th of May everyone

Conan Gray and The Killers sing about the same midwestern town.

random-boi-500

Me playing, reading, or watching almost anything:

oneshotofdepresso

so i was watching phineas and ferb, like you do, and vanessa starts singing her song about how doofenshmirtz isn’t so bad a dad after all cause he remembered how she always wanted that little doll. and i had to make something where maul had that same interaction with palpatine. so here’s a dumb little comic i pooped out. enjoy!

oneshotofdepresso

Reposting cause I still love this! 😁

#savage opress #Darth savage #darth maul #starwars #clone wars #star wars rebels #sith #draw the squad #brothers #sketchdump

#lil peep #goth boi clique #all little stars have a reason #watercolor #watercolour art #night sky #shooting star

#demon #angel #lil peep #cartoon #goth boi clique #sad girl

jasjuliet-deactivated20240828

Working on a WIP I’d left alone for months! El Capitán!

In another timeline, Twilight dwindled in the pockets of it's tiny fanbase. Instead of the world being divided between twihards and haters, and further divided with Jacob vs Edward, all were united under the love of Vampirates! Preteen girls and boys alike gathered unashamedly in the fandom of the junk food, vampire version of Pirates of the Caribbean.

#vampires #twilight #vampirates #generalgrievousdatingsim #pirates of the caribbean #guilty pleasure

outtamyskin

If you've never seen the movie Oscar

Please, do yourself an act of love, and watch it right now. It is a side splitting comedy starring Sylvester Stallone, who truly seems to have missed his rightful calling. Comedy.

Prominent 20s mob boss, Angelo *snaps* Provolone (Stallone) is forced to become an honest man after making a promise to his dying father. The entire film (aside from the opening and closing scenes) takes place between 8:00am and noon on the day Provolone official becomes honest. At noon he joins a banking firm.

Things quickly complicate however, when Provolone's young accountant wakes him up early to say he needs a raise to marry the rich girl he's fallen in love with. "Oh and by the way that girl is your daughter who I've been sleeping with and also I've accidentally stolen $50,000 from you, but don't worry cause I'll use it as dowry to prove I'm not a fortune hunter! Remember honest men don't commit murder 😅"

But actually the girl his accountant has been seeing ISN'T Provolone's daughter, she just said she was to impress the accountant. Now Provolone has until noon to get his money back, trick his accountant into marrying his real daughter, get ready to meet with bankers, and keep everyone in the dark about all of this, all without the use of anything violent or illegal.

Oh, and the maid is quitting.

It's a tangled web of misunderstandings and straight lies, and every thread Stallone pulls causes two more hysterical problems to be divulged.

Seriously. You will not regret watching this film.

severalowls

The “I probably shouldn’t have clowns” Starter Pack

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Clowns are creatures that need to clown. They were not meant to be domesticated and profited from as pets. They are highly active creatures that will self harm from stress in such confined spaces. Circus Clowns are delightful to keep in groups, though they are fine on their own, but every 1 clown adds 30 square feet to the space needed. They need multiple props and performance areas in order to replicate their natural environment. These are examples of proper Circus Clown or other basic clown enclosures.

Candee Fluff is a horrible brand of cotton candy, I used to feed it to my clowns and they would just throw it back up. The sugar is all unprocessed, when clowns need highly refined white sugar, just because it’s cheaper. Which is something they don’t list on the packaging to fool clown owners. Ideally you should only feed your clown freshly whipped cotton candy. Large mixers may be expensive but a simple childrens make-your-own candy floss machine will suffice if your budget is tight.

Clowns shouldn’t be confined to a car. (Especially a childrens car..?) Clowns are curious creatures that need to jump, tumble, honk and play to be healthy. Keeping them locked in a car 24/7 as a toy for your kids will stress them out in much the same way as a hamster in a ball. Clowns do enjoy having access to a clown car, especially in groups, but their car should provide 1 square foot per clown and their enjoyment comes primarily from exiting the vehicle in large numbers. Keeping them locked inside can reduce their lifespan by up to 10 years. A small human-sized compact car may be suitable for larger groups of clowns.

I’m cringing at that rainbow collection of “my mommy got me a cute clown” balloon sticks. These are creatures that need to run around with helium balloons. They need to bounce and float away when released. Air-filled balloons on sticks are not a suitable replacement. This is the proper set up for a clown or more modern jesters.

Clowns get stressed from any foot confinement under size 16. Clown shoes are the worst item for being sold to kids as “accessories” in human foot sizes. When kept like that the clown will die a horribly stressed life within a year when they can live for 60 or more. They need colourful shoes or boots with plenty of toe-space and loud squeakers. Clowns are so intelligent that they actually play with you, and they need podiatric stimulation to live healthy. These are proper clown shoes.

Never change the natural markings of a clown. This should go without saying, but I see people buying halloween store ‘clown makeup’ and attempting to alter their clown’s faces. Clowns use their facial markings to identify one another, and altering it may cause stress, and even endager the clown if you keep several in the same tent.

Who the fuck would even feed an omnivorous clown pellet food…? Do they want a sick clown? If clown stores even bothered to care about the keeping of clowns, they would know that shit is bad for them. If you can’t feed fresh peanuts and hot dogs then you shouldn’t own a clown in the first place. Pellet food isn’t even real food, it’s chemically made with preservatives.

severalowls

Hey this hit 100k right on time for Clowning Season this year so I thought it would be prudent to remind people not to approach feral or unfixed clowns around September-October as they can be particularly unpredictable during the spawn.