Bungled my boobs

Call me Bungle 34, They/Them Queer Disabled Nonbinary JewWitch

[valtsv]

parents love giving you job hunting advice that's like Have you tried destroying and betraying yourself for nothing

[raccoonmilf]

My therapist: “Well, you found two different types of beer cheese dip you like already, so even if the are both discontinued, logically speaking, that means you must like different ingredient combos that make beer cheese dip.”

Me: “No. All other beer cheese dips are shit. These are the only two I like and will ever like.”

My therapist: “Here, I will show you the ingredients so you can see that you like different things.”

My therapist: …

Me: …

My therapist: “These two brands have the exact same ingredients. They are exactly the same. This is the same beer cheese in different packaging.”

[raccoonmilf]

This reminds me of when I was in 9th grade and I went to my favorite pizza place with my mom and ordered a lemonade and I took a sip and was like “they changed the lemonade. This is Minute Maid. They changed the lemonade. Why did they change the lemonade?” And so my mom called the waitress over and was like “Did you guys change the lemonade to Minute Maid?” And the waitress went “no, it’s the exact same as it’s always been.” And so I start crashing out because I feel insane and I KNOW this lemonade has been changed to Minute Maid. So my mom calls over the owner who she’s friends with and I’m in tears and my mom asks and the owner said she had no idea, so she goes into the back and comes back

Yeah. They changed it to Minute Maid.

[prenbyw]

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

[hinako-supremacy]

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

[pnglove]

A glimpse of a dream

[romanceyourdemons]

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*

[rnismatch]

Real cool dude in fact let me call up my buddy olaf from frozen to ask if he gives a fuck

[lelouch]

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[paper-wounds]

“If I Am Killed For Simply Living” — Althea Davis

[senatortedcruz]

Just found a $50 bill in the street let’s hear it for girls posting their Ws online

[senatortedcruz]

Oh my fucking god I am going to kill myself

[aire1111]

50 foreskin dollars

[butterscup95]

Happy MerMay to them. 🧜‍♂️❤️

[starlingsongs-deactivated201608]

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

[starlingsongs-deactivated201608]

no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:

[lesbian-mimikyu]

no white gay will reblog this

[queerfemme]

no white lgb person will reblog this

[lgbtqkidsrock]

Without Stonewall, without the efforts of Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, the LGBTQ Community wouldn’t be where it is today. Don’t forget the roots, don’t forget the catalyst.

[cyberlesbiab-deactivated2021052]

and then TERFs wanna be like, “hmm well the LGBT community existed before Stonewall!”

but like…Becky, of course LGBTQ+ people existed before Stonewall. We’ve all existed since the beginning of time. But the movement got a shock to its senses, a jump-start, a rocket-into-space when that glass shattered via Marsha P. Johnson, and when Sylvia Rivera was up on-stage protesting guess who was on the sidelines heckling her?

The same fuckers who won’t ever reblog or acknowledge this

[bitterbearsf]

My apologies to the original poster as I photo captured this post to add to the thread-I reposted this last year for pride and expect to repost it every year I have left-it’s our history people.

[internutter]

Marsha P. Johnson allegedly died of suicide in 1992, and her death was never investigated. Even I, a mere prole, could catch the “she was murdered” vibes from the circumstances surrounding the discovery of her body.

Without a trans black woman, LGBT+ rights would not exist. Never forget. Never “pay it no mind”.

R E M E M B E R

[greycoupons-deactivated20200217]

And whatever you do, don’t watch that awful movie Stonewall.  Go watch a documentary on Marsha P. Johnson instead.

[at-the-end-of-all]

there’s a wonderful documentary on netflix called the death and life of marsha p. johnson! very powerful watch.

[just-roos-beep-deactivated20250]

every white person ever should reblog this

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post. +Bonus

✊🏿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[prolixpassionflower]

why do we never hear about this?

[sapphirecantthinkstraight]

The POC members of our community are the foundation!!!!!!!!

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Always up for helping spread some important history

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Same, especially when it’s about one of my favorite historical figures

[grorges]

trader joe’s every other week announcing their newest recall

[utopians]

"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

[utopians]

"what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even

[robogirldick]

yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait

[utopians]

you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that's the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I'm referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J

[bungleboobs]

tumblr users try not to take "sex scenes have value" to mean "every sex scene is above criticism" challenge (impossible)

[weirdreindeer]

[sound-bombing]

Junko Ohashi - Magical (Philips, 1984) Genre: City Pop, Idol kayō, Synth Funk Artwork: Masao Ohgiya Link

[bungleboobs]

You forced my hand with this one

[bungleboobs]

I want the old tumblr color back. They've lightened tumblr's background numerous shades over the decade and a half I've been here and I want the old dark background back.

[callietegoul]