Sleep Well, Judas

That was, non-non-non-non-heinous

[diablocodys]

nothing will ever surpass the comedy of bella standing in front of the fan and then the shot of edward literally looking like hes forcing down vomit

[diablocodys]

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

“ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!”

i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

oh, and:

[bifca]

[ittybittytatertot]

all im getting from this post are that the x-men are really gay

[oglegoggle]

The X-Men are really gay.

[bikenesmith]

xmen memes of questionable quality from my instagram story

edit: unbelievable i didn’t plug my insta in this post. @/bikenesmith

[purplereed]

“would you fuck a clone of yourself?”

[donnasweettttttttt]

if you don’t currently have any weed, you’re so fucking brave, hang in there, i’ve been where you are and i promise it gets better, you’ll have weed again soon, i’m blessing you all with that energy

[cykelops]

avengers therapist: so what would you like to talk about today

Spider-Man: sometimes… I’ll tell the avengers the mutants need help… and they dont help

avengers therapist, jotting down “needs to be re-educated” on their notepad: uh huh and how long have you been having these delusions mutants are people

[unluckyrose]

three main parts of d&d culture are

1. *drops to 0hp* “I’m dead.” “You’re not dead yet”

2. rolling a bad perception roll and your dm is just like “you don’t have a fucking clue where you are. a room maybe?”

3. when the dm is narrating a scene for another character and your character isn’t even there so when you make a smartass comment about what’s happening the dm shouts “You’re not here”

[punkjabi]

Here’s the thing– this is what they’re not telling you, this is what the liberal media doesn’t want to share with you,

[2kyla-deactivated20180808]

LMAO

[cykelops]

We made it!!! 3k. I remember when I had 930 on my first blog with this url and when I lost access to it I literally never thought I would recover. And here I am! It’s all thanks to you. Thank you for all the support. It’s been fun and hopefully it’ll only get more so.

As a thank you from me to you, I am hosting a followers only giveaway! There will be three winners. You are allowed one like and as many reblogs as you like but please be mindful of your own followers. Wouldn’t want to spam their dash. Winners will be announced on July 15th.

Prizes:

1st Winner: Full-color artwork like this one 2nd Winner: Full-color chibi like this one 3rd Winner: Full-color chibi as seen above.

[slavery]

FUCK.GOV: HACKERS CAN HACK INTO YOUR COMPUTER WITH ONLY A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR KEYS!!

OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

this is gonna be all of us in fourty years w our amazon echo brain implants

[did-you-know]

Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas’ eggs - so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source

[bogleech]

This has blown my mind for years. It’s so unreal. It’s almost the same exact reason humans and cats started living together.

Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A science fact seldom gets to sound that much like meaningless word salad.

[sir-p-audax]

This is legit, guys. And I’m excited about it.

[fedoraspooky]

Someone needs to draw a tarantula person with a tiny pet housefrog now. Please let this be a thing.

[rapid-artwork]

How is this?

[losingmymindtonight]

it all makes sense now

[xphantoms]

@diorss17

[malefeministthor]

[gaypussyretard]

[whitepeopletwitter]

This kid’s going places

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

[Goofy Voice] Why the HYUCK you lyin

[trapcard]

she snapped

[honestlyprettychill]

hOLY SHIT BARBIE <3 <3