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[mintfluffs]

"she’s being a bitch i bet she’s on her period"

[thekatediary-deactivated2017031]

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

[meerkatmusings-deactivated20190]

I wonder what the most common first impression people have of me is

[420doorcinemaclub]

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

[zionavery-deactivated20240228]

you’d think the Star Trek fandom would be a very intelligent and philosophical fandom but instead we all just sit here like

[treecat22]

How to scare the crap out of a whovian

set a small stone angel in your yard

invite whovian to your house

set wifi to ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐

randomly move angel’s position close to the house

start repeating everything they say

when they fall asleep, draw tally marks on their skin with sharpie

wake them up wearing a gas mask and saying “are you my mummy?

[fcclsgold-deactivated20151011]

slow down there satan

[donna-wouldnt-forget-adam]

[pureblood-]

Visit Original Link

I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.

[chrisnolansscarf]

[queenpiss]

#how to summon satan

[ezedoesityt]

Oh my god.

[leclos-deactivated20160710]

IT’S THE SOUNDTRACK TO MY NIGHTMARES

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

i think my ears are bleeding

[mad]

all

i

asked

you

to

do

was

close

my

fucking

door

[trust-me-im-satan]

[wn-chstr-deactivated20131012]

my morning motivation

[tonydaddingham]

damn son u lookin logical today

[sryideletes2017-deactivated2017]

imagine how cool it would be if when we died we got our life statistics like how many times we laughed or cried or fell in love or how many books we’ve read or movies we have seen or friends you’ve made countries you’ve been to and you could see your whole life laid out after you died like how cool would that be 

[onemoremistake]

source

[pettyguardian]

Reblogging for Jared’s reaction.

[finallysomegoodfuckingcontent]

How did he have two babies

[hello-from-the-tardis-deactivat]

crying I didn’t realize people shipped them omg and their faces this picture is too perfect

[best-of-funny]

X

[captnsulu-deactivated20161211]

nO GODDAMMIT I’M NOT GOING TO YOUR FUNNY BLOG NO

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

*straight people voice* is he… you know…

[heartofdicksy-blog]

#why are straight people afraid of saying gay

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

#it’s like beetlejuice or voldemort 

[imgonnashoottothrill-archive]

#Wait so if we say ‘gay’ three times a gay person appears?#…Can we summon John Barrowman that way?

[itsnotflirting-archive-blog]

[thedeadpool]

can dean winchester appear as well?

[onefuckedupteenagegirl-deactiva]

Name a british actor who has never been in drag.

GO ON, DO IT.

I DARE YOU.

[naopleon]

omfg

[ascandalinreichenbach]

you forgot these two

[vanillaoneesan]

real life high schools: noooooooooooooooooooo

high school AUs: yoooooooooooooooooooo

[cup-0-tea]

mary winchester goes on a camping trip

[bunnyravio]

what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny