Why Are You Here

[teathattast]

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[my-little-bologna]

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

[sanerontheinside]

I don’t know who needs to hear this

but it’s time to move the noodles to the pot

[loccorocco]

Was riding a provincial bus with my friend. The bus braked hard, and she caught me by the forehead. It was a meaty smack

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[hermit-sound-compendium]

Zed might have just made the funniest gag I’ve ever seen in a hermitcraft video in his latest episode. I CANNOT get over this

Zed: Before we can even get on with this zedvancement more, we need an elytra. So I think it’s time that we go End raiding.

(Cut to Zed in an End ship)

Zed: Finally I’ve found some! Ough, thank goodness for that. Come here you.

(He turns around to reveal Tango standing in the overworld; the ship was just a facade)

Zed: Cheers for the wings, Tango.

Tango: Yeah

[ditto-2713]

oh im dead 😭😭

[ethosiab]

occasionally etho will say something that just completely takes me out because its so out of left field

[redstonedust]

the orionsound difference really is something else huh

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Grian: Etho has been known to be wrong. I put a copper (Gem turns to face her camera with wide eyes) between two (Etho laughs in protest) oxidized copper-- Etho: You take that back, I'm always right! Grian: Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey. I put two oxidized copper, copper, two oxidized copper. It still hasn't oxidized! (Gem mutes up, zooms in on her cubito's face) It still hasn't. (three seconds of silence) Etho: Maybe-I think Gem has been waxing it. Gem: (quietly, to chat) I waxed it last stream. Grian: (softly) Gem is that true? Gem: (unmutes, immediately speaks) That's crazy, I would never do that. Grian: Gem, is that true? Gem: (through a laugh) No, I would not-(lying badly) that's-that's a lie. Grian: (empathetically) Gem-- Gem: (through a laugh) Yeah? Yes? Grian: Is that true? Gem: Oh--no. Grian: (pitifully) Are you-are you waxing my copper block? Gem: (laughs) I--no. Probably Scar-- Etho: That would be a good prank, though. Gem: Probably Scar. Grian: (pitifully) Have you--you been waxing behind my back? Gem: No. (then, softer) No. (breathes out, then giggles) Etho: Busted. Grian: Snitches get stitches, Etho. Gem: (sighs) Etho, you're the worst-- Grian: Yeah, snitches get stitches, Etho. Gem: (laughs) No, you're actually the worst. Etho: (in disbelief) Have you actually been waxing it? Grian: (loudly) Of course she has! Etho: Wait, I made that up--I totally made that up. Are you-have you actually been? Grian: Of course she has! Gem: (through laughter) I don't know, it's worth checking, if the wax is still--(she laughs) Etho: (through laughter) That's awful. (pause as they both laugh) No, I had no idea. I-I'm not a snitch, I'm a troll. But, that's funny, it worked out that way. Gem: You're a snitch. Etho: I'm a troll, I had no idea. (Gem laughs)

[hybbart]

The Dungoen Guide is active.

Bonus below

When you implement a mechanic to make people be nice to your rancher but they simply Don't.

[applerums]

clingy

[binibiningdarna]

Imagine taking a nap and waking to people playing sardines in your house… they also redecorated every corner

[hermit-sound-compendium]

Zed might have just made the funniest gag I’ve ever seen in a hermitcraft video in his latest episode. I CANNOT get over this

Zed: Before we can even get on with this zedvancement more, we need an elytra. So I think it’s time that we go End raiding.

(Cut to Zed in an End ship)

Zed: Finally I’ve found some! Ough, thank goodness for that. Come here you.

(He turns around to reveal Tango standing in the overworld; the ship was just a facade)

Zed: Cheers for the wings, Tango.

Tango: Yeah

[calli0p3]

Tangos “oooh-“ fading away into the distance is KILLING me. god i love prox chat.

[shulkersneow]

decked out gay house?