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hi in chewby chives chewbyham thecranewivesrpf. they/them please but I will misgender myself all the time

I also make mcyt plushies come say hi on the creature blog @chewbys-plushie-sideblog

I do plushie comms too check here if you're interested :)

"You dress like a woman whos going through a midlife crisis" -one of my best friends

my gender is in a superposition at any given time and will not be decided until it is perceived by either me or others. I'm probably aroace but who knows shrug emoji

I don't care what people are doing. don't like don't read, YKINMKATO, whatever. as long as I can filter out what I don't want to see. Also rpf is okay because albert einstein said so

current fandoms are limbus company, genshin impact, steven universe, hermitcraft and the life series. expect reblogs about those

(albina sniling sneetly) (lucio) (iron maiden & doomed yuri stamp) (ryoshus) (wideshu) (araya & ryoshu)

tags:

#chewby rambles - my various posts

#chewbys art stuff - my art!

#chewby writes - writing, done by me

#boop - asks! since I don't want to overrun my rambles tag, old tag was just #asks. and also used to be #people pressed the button

#chewby faves - posts that I want to save, mostly stuff I laughed at or cool art

#chewby notes - stuff I wanted to note down, let that be for writing or art

#look at my plushies boy - pictures and wip pictures of my plushies

#chewby rambles #chewbys art stuff #chewby writes #boop #people that pressed the button #asks #chewby faves #chewby notes #look at my plushies boy #flashing tw

dsudis

So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

relevant-catnik

Hmm.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

ruusverd

Actual answer: the sheep know the dogs are not sheep, and they also know the dog is protecting them and take their cues from the dog about whether they need to run for the barn or can just ignore anything scary that approaches.

However, a friend once had an extremely premature orphan lamb born in December who had to live in the house for a couple of months with leg braces and all that, who due to spending her lambhood with dogs instead of sheep came out of the whole experience convinced she was a livestock guardian dog! She would patrol the perimeter of the fields every evening with the actual dog, stand watch in the barn door at night like the dog, and was more than willing to throw down if she saw something scary coming towards the flock the way the guard dog did. Tragically orphaned lamb did a convincing job at being a guard dog without actually having any of the biological advantages a dog has over a sheep.

Which I suppose made her Sheep Batman.

merelinque

ohh my god I got way too many of these screenshots on desktop COUGH I mean you guys are lucky to get a glimpse of my awesome custom themes

thecranewivesrpf

we need to introduce kromer to corporism

thecranewivesrpf

in my head exists an au where kromer/the nagel und hammer finds the corporists exhibit and therefore albina and callisto. upon albina removing her iron maiden suit and therefore freeing fascia of it's confines, kromer is fascinated with it. it is her pure flesh, she didn't discard it like any other heretic. however her body is still prosthetic so kromer does still kill her. but she takes albinas remaining brain and places it into fascia, and carries the completed fascia around like a friend. she pieces it's shell back to together to protect it, and uses it alongside her nails

#weird and strange toxic yuri to me #chewby rambles #art piece about what the city regards as human and what isn't human carried by number one lady who doesn't think you're human #the second you want to have your arm replaced bc you lost it in a war or you fuck up your knee and need a replacement

moocolonthree

lazy doodle

moocolonthree

donki

(im not here to attract an audience for my art but that wont stop me from trying to figure out how to tag posts)(<-lying... he's chronically online and 100% looking for a following)

we need to introduce kromer to corporism

#chewby rambles