ongrlp_2

she / they / it sargento caricias' girlfriend slash boyfriend slash biggest hater spam @ cariciapadre sorta abandoned this acc but uj whatever

[ongrlp881]

autism vs adhd

[pnutsdotorg]

get michaelpranked

(micbael doodles and updated ref)

[ongrlp881]

! WARN 4 GORE ! don't like dont OPENN !!!! take care . OC CRAP !!!!

Dulzura murdered Empala after an arguement , Empala began to put her hands on Dulzura in her drunken anger and Dulzura only did what she was made to do . To exterminate threats .

Empala not only got her face mauled , she's missing her arm . One of her other expirements took it as a way to remember her . DAS AWL

[ongrlp881]

Sargento Caricias but PUNK !!!! theres supposed to be a little doodle to go along with this but .. whatever . PUNK CARICIAS WOOO !!!!!

[ongrlp881]

part one of padre - pocolypse ... i can only put 10 pics per post !!:!

in memorial of @pnutsdotorg ( he is not dead , just likes padre and i told em id tag )

[ongrlp881]

Padre autism real.

+ you should drop all your sgt + padre headcanons... NEOOOOWW!!!

HERE IT IS k k okok so alot of these r gona be cariciapadre and hcs i have for caricias and padre 😭😭 !!!!!!!! i am so sry for notgettin to this sooner i dislike the hate going on against me on this acc . Gona try to avoid sad hcs becayse thats a DIFFERENT can of worms . aAnyway CARICIAPADRE HCS WOOWOOOO !!!!!!!!!!

- Caricias and Padre are almost literal polar opposites , Caricias has what Padre needs and Padre has what Caricias needs .,, theyre sillies

- They didn't even argue like that until they got older , when they were both younger soldiers they were inseperable .

- Caricias is the only person whos ever worn Padres glasses that wasn't Padre , it was only one time because Padre thought his fat head would break them

- post war ish BUT Caricias cannot take care of himself for shit , he'd be living off premade microwavable food if it wasn't for Padre coming over and helping him with chores and cooking . in return Caricias helps Padre with his bakery ( im obsessed w baker padre shut up )

- Padre is worlds biggest cat guy , i like to think from time to time theres a cat or two laying around next to windows in the bakery

- Of course oppositely Caricias is worlds biggest dog guy , i like to think he actually had one before he went off to the war

- Caricias also cannot dress , he steps out in a basic white tank , pants and a half zipped jacket no matter the weather ( and sometimes if its hot enough , a sick pair of sunglasses )

- Padre is the OPPOSITE !!! he has bunches of clothing options for every occassion and he does not leave his house without looking presentable

- Padres parents actually ran the bakery before he did , i like to think its one of those half house half business deals . He lives in his bakery and all the money he makes goes to upgrades for the church . ( house is also technically part church because hes the PRIEST but he cannot keep getting up every 10 minutes to check the oven )

- a hc i really like is that Padre was an actual father !! in my head tho i thought of it more as a woman in his church gave birth to a child she could not keep , so Padre of course offered to take in the baby . His life ( like Caricias' ) became quite underwhelming after being discharged from the military , so looking after this baby would give him a new sense of purpose . Caricias also helps with the baby when he does go over to the bakery

- Caricias is very into music , he plays it whenever he gets the chance . i like to think he would sing along and dance while cleaning or helping prep food for the day . Padre thinks its funny and pretty cute . HE ALSO DID IT WHILE THEY WERE STILL IN THE ARMY !!!! he'd turn on the radio and listen to whatever came on while he did his sergeant stuff ( ok adhd )

- Caricias is secretly obsessed w what people think of him , and Padre never understood that because why stress yourself out ??? the only persons thoughts he should be caring about is his own ??? But thats not how Caricias sees it , he is simply crazy

- Niether Caricias or Padre can dance ( poor motor skills / performance becayse .. their neurons diverge ... ) BUT that doesnt stop them from doing it , they laugh about how stupid they look

- Padre can actually lift up Caricias , nothing more than a piggyback tho and even thats pushing it

- silly trans caricias hc he has NOT had top surgery !:! he used to bind but stopped since he got bigger and could technically pass off as having moobs

- Caricias wakes up at random hours of the night and sneaks off into to mess hall to snack on stuff , Padre has caught him doing this many times thinking it was a rat or something

- Caricias falls asleep at 9 and Padre finally succumbs to slumber at like the crack of dawn

I THINK THIS IS ENUF FOR RN !!!!! i will simply jusr update this post if i think of more . also did u see rhat alberto reposted ur padre painting ?!: crazy !!!! ANYWAY YWAH BYEYWJ

[ongrlp881]

ive given up on trying to fix whatever tumblr has done to my acc , id make a new one but im too lazy to do that so 4 now i will just chill here . and if u need to reach me u can jsut dm or send in the inbox

[ongrlp881]

Go report it to the support team or something they probably flagged you as a bot if you are really posting that much. + You tried to reply to my comments? I definitely am not seeing anything

YEA it just gives me a red box that has a an error and a buncha stuff i dont care to remember n!!:! pleaze tumblr give me back my silly account so i can have my silly features and be SILLY

[ongrlp881]

I saw your ask (received it in my email) but it was gone when I went to go answer it. Something fucky is definitely going on with ur account but anywah yes. Inshallah they will be painted

Tumblr is silencing me this is actually so evil STOP SILENCINFMEEE !;!! i want to be funny and reply to yr comments this is so 🧨💥

[ongrlp881]

So sawry. While we're here though I found an image that I think you would like

i already seen dis but its honeslty so real i appreciate seeing it again thank you for this delicious snack for my troubling journies

[ongrlp881]

Did you get shadowbanned or something cause your reblogs and comments have completely disappeared for me 🤨

I HOPE NOT ?!;!4 maybe tumblr is tired of my constant caricia posting and decided to wipe me off their website forever . tumblr im sorry please show my posts to people again i need people to see and validate my thoughts and ideas PLEAZ

[pnutsdotorg]

idea: coco kills azulín instead

[pnutsdotorg]

dawn of the age of the padre aquarius + discovery of worm (1)

[ongrlp881]

So uhh dumbass question but do you have like a DNI list (e.g. no proshippers or racists)

This is also kind of my way of asking how you feel about proshippers

honestly idrc , i always check the accounts of people who interact w what i post on every platform i have and if i dislike their content or stuff they like i block them ! i do tend to dislike proship concepts so alot of the time if i see a proshipper i will block them on my own . but i havent had a proshipper interact w me so im good 4 now

just dont be a racist bigot weirdo and the rest is up to me to decide if i like u seeing my stuff or not 🦥

[ongrlp881]

body practice w padre and caricias 😵‍💫

[ongrlp881]

CABO BMS AND CAPTAIN HOCICOS !:!3!3 theyre good friends they have fun

[ongrlp881]

he gets called baby one time and folds like clean laundry you bitch

xtra doodles gn guys