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「Danalle ✧ 25 ✧ black 」 🔪🔪 nsfw warning

[peteneems]

[weeniebagel]

Happy mothers day

[unrestricteddeimos]

Luigi did you lay this egg

[discordsparkle]

[sailorbrazil]

how i look like when he tells me to watch out for my teeth when im sucking on him but he forgot to buy me my pepsi while grocery shopping

[sailorbrazil]

the past grabs back

[pukicho]

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

[mosscaller]

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

[pukicho]

What the fuck. You talk?

[were--ralph]

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[segamascott]

[thunderpibb]

*wakes up on the floor* Uuungh.. What happened last night?

my new desktop background:

[187onabattler]

How long we been smoking dust for?

[lesbianbloodritual]

[bad-comic-art]

I think this blog is really cruel and you're just mean, untalented, and probably a giant asshole

but notice how you couldn't say broke

[xakudama-deactivated20220405]

How was your day?

[covid-safer-hotties]

[sarazanmai]

[haaarpb]

and now a cautionary tale

[segamascott]

[epicsandwich301]

Translation:

"Begone¹ from you, fluffy dickmons²; and become a human; with the power of the Cross and prayer to the Saints, I command you! Amen!"

Footnotes under cut

1 - изыди (izidi) is only used in religious context. He also put emphasis on the FIRST vowel, which is not a usual/casual way to pronounce this word; adds to the realism

2 - хуебесы (huebesi) is a combination of "dick" and "demons", however, the word "бесы" is more common in casual joke-like texts, instead of the демоны (demoni), which is used when talking about your usual, well, demons. It also breaks the previously established realism, like a punchline

[flowergirlmiwa]

you have to keep blogging. there are lesbians who like your posts

[something-elsie]

there are lesbians who like my posts

[xenosagaepisodeone]

tumblr users will be the first population of social media users to be able to lay eggs

[making-you-in-spore]

it is already possible.

[twstrenders]

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