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hitmyvape

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

t4timekeeper

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

t4timekeeper

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

t4timekeeper

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

t4timekeeper

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

tarantula-hawk-wasp

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

voidsucre

happy comic day here's mine

slab-o-meat

this is my favorite pop team epic

inganikki

I want to write about the lore regarding the guy in the third panel:

You guys are right that the guy eating food IS the dad from Crayon Shin-Chan. There is an official spin-off that is a gourmet manga starring Shin-Chan’s dad.

The silent man in the third panel is a reference to a certain artist on Pixiv who became a meme because he kept posting gay fanart of himself together with Shin-Chan’s dad, titled “Hiroshi Nohara and me”. Sadly it seems like his account is deleted now.

Anyways that’s the lore! The more you know!

peppapigvevo

I deadass don’t know how to respond

kailysander

Queer Mexicana 🇲🇽

kailysander

Hey this post is not for terfs btw. The umbrella term “queer” is used here on purpose.

treecitysessions

birdsimulator

inthefallofasparrow

Technically not a question. That was a request bordering on a demand.

drill-teeth

It's crazy to see people's misogyny run so deep that it's literally affecting their relationship with their own pets.

"Girl cats just aren't as affectionate :("

"Girl dogs never like me that's why I always get boy dogs :("

And like I don't like to anthropomorphize the emotions of animals, so I'm not going to say I know exactly how animals feel about it. But I will say if you genuinely never have good interactions with animals that happen to be girls then I have to assume you're the one treating every girl animal really weird and you're an asshole. And if you are having good interactions with girl animals and are still saying shit like this then like. You're cherry picking instances to be misogynistic about animals online for no reason and you're an asshole.

wizardarchetypes

this is so rampant among horse people it's wild. i rode a mare all my life and she was the gentlest, kindest soul i've ever met in any animal. yet the way every other rider i worked with, including women, would make assumptions and disparage her like 'oh you couldn't pay me to ride a mare' because they're supposedly difficult, unpredictable, and mean. it's crazy to listen to people talk about a horse the same way men talk about their 'crazy exes' in 90s sitcoms and that is not an exaggeration.

reallyreallyreallytrying

(taking bart by the shoulder) lisa is your sister... you should advocate for her. raise her up

desinteresse

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

little-trash-ghost

Can't leave this in the tags..

threedollarsdotcom

working on our autobiography

PART ONE

i cant tell you any of that stuf

THE ENT

hotvampireadjacent

Um

transexuality

free-and-to-none-accountable

It used to be cold. There used to be all these bugs.

free-and-to-none-accountable

Maybe he understood for the first time that to the boy he was himself an alien. A being from a planet that no longer existed. The tales of which were suspect. He could not construct for the child’s pleasure the world he’d lost without constructing the loss as well and he thought perhaps the child has known this better than he.

dappercyborg

The grass used to be green in the summer not brown

middleearthorcseeksspaceorc

In autumn, puddles would freeze overnight, and give the sharpest, sweetest snap when you stepped on them. All gone by late morning, but reappearing the next day with sharp crinkles and chimes.

whatdoyoumeannospaces

mayflies used to coat the road so thoroughly in spring that their corpses made the road more slippery than black ice.

vrpltransdyke

All I remember are the live bugs. I remember driving down the highway and openethe window, hundreds brought in by the draft. Saved from being splattered on the hood and windshield. Flying awkwardly as they mated midair.

I don't remember when the last time I saw one

libraryogre

Why did every gas station have the windshield cleaners? Because driving down the highway resulted in your windshield getting caked with dead bugs.

ruins-of-gods

There used to be winters here. Actual winters - snow so deep you had to carve through it. Snow so deep that shovelling the driveway was a day's affair, and my brother and I could hollow out the piles to make forts. Snow that you were never sure quite how deep it was, because it would compact under your boot before you reached the bottom.

This year there was not a single snowfall deep enough to survive the afternoon.

bogeyworman

I miss Christmas beetles. They used to be so abundant we would collect them and put them on our heads until we had living crowns of gold. I haven't seen a single one in years.

lostinhistory

Twenty-one tons of potatoes are up for grabs at Potato Palooza on Monday.

The nonprofit’s set to receive a donation of 21 tons of tubers this weekend from suppliers in the Midwest. Hoping to get the starchy vegetables to people in need, the nonprofit will host a “Potato Palooza” event on Monday in Park Hill. “Anyone is welcome to come. They can bring tote bags, wagons, you could back up your pickup truck if you wanted to,” Hissong said. The event is 9 a.m. to noon at the Park Hill Food Recovery Hub, 6090 East 39th Avenue, on July 27.

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