c'est pour cela que je suis née

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[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[dogpuppy]

[zekedms]

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

[poupon]

That's because they stuck these bad boys to them

[zekedms]

Oh wow, that IS better.

[anphivenas]

How do i get out of this

[anphivenas]

[longseasons]

when your coffee tastes good today and you start thinking god has forgiven you

[c-53]

Please take my white ass to anor londo

[shadowysiren]

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

[c-53]

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

[eremitical]

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[voidsucre]

happy comic day here's mine

[slab-o-meat]

this is my favorite pop team epic

[inganikki]

I want to write about the lore regarding the guy in the third panel:

You guys are right that the guy eating food IS the dad from Crayon Shin-Chan. There is an official spin-off that is a gourmet manga starring Shin-Chan’s dad.

The silent man in the third panel is a reference to a certain artist on Pixiv who became a meme because he kept posting gay fanart of himself together with Shin-Chan’s dad, titled “Hiroshi Nohara and me”. Sadly it seems like his account is deleted now.

Anyways that’s the lore! The more you know!

[peppapigvevo]

I deadass don’t know how to respond

[kailysander]

Queer Mexicana 🇲🇽

[kailysander]

Hey this post is not for terfs btw. The umbrella term “queer” is used here on purpose.

[treecitysessions]

[birdsimulator]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Technically not a question. That was a request bordering on a demand.

[drill-teeth]

It's crazy to see people's misogyny run so deep that it's literally affecting their relationship with their own pets.

"Girl cats just aren't as affectionate :("

"Girl dogs never like me that's why I always get boy dogs :("

And like I don't like to anthropomorphize the emotions of animals, so I'm not going to say I know exactly how animals feel about it. But I will say if you genuinely never have good interactions with animals that happen to be girls then I have to assume you're the one treating every girl animal really weird and you're an asshole. And if you are having good interactions with girl animals and are still saying shit like this then like. You're cherry picking instances to be misogynistic about animals online for no reason and you're an asshole.

[wizardarchetypes]

this is so rampant among horse people it's wild. i rode a mare all my life and she was the gentlest, kindest soul i've ever met in any animal. yet the way every other rider i worked with, including women, would make assumptions and disparage her like 'oh you couldn't pay me to ride a mare' because they're supposedly difficult, unpredictable, and mean. it's crazy to listen to people talk about a horse the same way men talk about their 'crazy exes' in 90s sitcoms and that is not an exaggeration.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(taking bart by the shoulder) lisa is your sister... you should advocate for her. raise her up

[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[little-trash-ghost]

Can't leave this in the tags..