Herman: We need a plan to beat them. Chucky: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food. Herman: Chucky: Judge me all you want, I get results.
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Herman: We need a plan to beat them. Chucky: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food. Herman: Chucky: Judge me all you want, I get results.
Ghostface: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate. Frank: What? Ghostface: Good luck.
Philip: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise. Caleb: What's the surprise? Evan: Blood poisoning.
Freddy: Am I right, Herman? Herman: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
Myers: I’m a masochist, not a loser.
Lisa: Don’t you have any dignity, Herman? Herman: Uh, no.
Evan: You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do? Rin: Eat a nickel. Evan: A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memories. Susie: Eat a nickel. Evan: Ok.
Joey: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats? Frank: They need to learn how to protect us.
Philip: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying? Caleb: Damn, if people did that to each other, Kazan would've killed me years ago.
Ghostface: Where did you get that tomato soup? Freddy: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
Julie: I’m here for the cult stuff. Frank: How did you find us? Julie: I saw your ad on craigslist.
Kazan: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Rin: It was me… Kazan: …Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
Joey: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.
Frank: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
Susie: I’m quick at math.
Rin: Ok, what’s 38 times 76?
Susie: 24.
Rin: That wasn’t even close.
Susie: But it was quick.
Rin: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
Kazan: You have your weirdly sincere humility.
Caleb: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.
Ghostface: Yo dumbass, get over here.
Frank: Okay-
Joey: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!
Frank, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...