here's the thing,

hi, i'm emily. 26. nottawa. my favorite things are chain restaurants old people frequent, sad sapphic music, and 2012 rom-coms. let's party.

[catchymemes]

[decebalus-suggest]

SWEET MOTHER, I CANNOT WEAVE.  SLENDER APHRODITE HAS OVERCOME ME WITH LONGING FOR A TACO BELL CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME

[funnytwittertweets]

[death-420]

like for cheese 😂

reblog for nutrient pellets 😼

ignore for poison 🤭👎

[death-420]

This is my top post of 2021 I say cheese and nutrient pellets for everyone

[addictivities]

[catgirlmimikyu]

I LOVE live slug reaction

[radiation]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Someone at my work keeps joking that they just need to clone me so we’ll have full coverage and I’m honestly offended on behalf of my clone at the idea she’s be brought into this world just so she could work. If I get cloned, first off we are unionizing

[andhumanslovedstories]

So everyone knows where I am on the clone question, without hesitation I would explore my clone’s body but also her rights

[erotisation]

good morning miserable women with mental problems

[epilepticsaints]

[ispyspookymansion]

id in alt

[sleepyurl]

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

[coolxatu]

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

[brucebocchi]

this statue INSIDE the student union of maryland’s mascot painted to look like kermit, on the other hand, is its exact opposite.

[leghorn]

saw this on a craigslist ad for baby goats

[momo-de-avis]

you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

[momo-de-avis]

happy easter, everyone

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[fairycosmos]

cunt isn’t even a bad word he is like a brother to me