You Thought I Was Onion, But Really I'm Doggo!

Doggos against onision 26 she/they

[plum-soup]

Simpsons Style AI Ad for Porn Addiction App

[blackpaintedtimbs]

[onisionofficial]

My nana would like y’all to know sugar free Oreos kinda taste like a knock off but is her new favorite thing to make her go poop. 4 is the poop amount.

[pcos-and-endo-awareness]

If you haven’t heard, today PolyCystic Ovarian Syndrome has been renamed to Polyendocrine Metabolic Ovarian Syndrome. This change reflects that this is not a reproductive “problem” but a whole body disease.

[leahstuff]

For reference, from the WHO website:

(Text: PCOS affects an estimated 10-13% of reproductive-aged women. It is estimated that up to 70% of women with PCOS worldwide do not know they have this condition.)

[laziestgirlintown]

The Lancet link about shift to PMOS. Spread this to everyone who works in health care now. People with uteruses and ovaries are in agony - yes, the whole body suffers a crisis every fkn month - and health care should help

[qillermeme]

[onisionofficial]

Aye yo, shout out to my phlebotomist. I put on "Punk Rocky" to distract myself, she found my veins, got my blood, and I was out the door and in the car before the song ended.

[warcrimesimulator]

[waknatious]

[motziedapul]

Not enough people are understanding the funniest part of this. Everyone's making colour theory jokes but the dad is colour blind. The most common colour blindness is red green colour blindness. It's the one where red and green look relatively the same shade of brown.

Everyone's talking about the blood carpet. Dad is seeing a carpet absolutely blasted with shit.

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[onisionofficial]

It makes me a little sad when I think about the fact Sheldon Cooper never took 7th grade Texas history, for some reason.

[onisionofficial]

I wish I could stop thinking about the dead wrestler from "Herbert West–Reanimator" and idk why.

Btw, that description of him was super unnecessary, honestly most of the descriptions in part 3 were unnecessary. Honestly, Lovecraft was so racist and xenophobic that Drake (a biracial, Jewish, Canadian) would probably be an unspeakable horror to him.

Oh, and tangently related, you don't need to watch Curse (1987), Wil and Amy Wheaton were exploited and abused during the making of the film. There's several adaptions of "The Colour out of Space" where a little girl wasn't cut because the makeup artist was bad at their job, so watch one of those instead.

[dailycatsblog]

[deceasedcardinal]

[blupeeblep]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[onisionofficial]

I keep getting ads for a band called Culture Wars and tbh I'd probably would fuck with them if they weren't called Culture Wars. Honestly, The Vanity is a much better name for an alt rock band, honestly Alex and the Butt Monkeys would be a better name.

[onisionofficial]

I was thinking about how I haven't been sick in a while, but then remembered I had 3 bacterial infections last year. Which means I definitely was sick, but nobody knew I was sick, so it's like half points.

[onisionofficial]

I just got done with audio book for The Buffalo Hunter Hunter (no spoilers, but I'm discussing a detail from the end of the book) and in the last couple chapters take place in January 2013 and it is freezing in those chapters. A thing about me is I have a rather mild case of synesthesia where I here about cold and I feel cold. My hands were notably purple after that, but I also have Raynard's so I have these super dope electric hand warmers.

For the record, the cold will never stop me from vampires! However, if you have some tropical vampires or perhaps some warm werewolves, let a girl know.

Also, you should check out The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones.

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new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳

[chocolatecakecas]

damn we got 2024 tomorrow

[chocolatecakecas]

damn we got 2025 tomorrow

[chocolatecakecas]

damn we got 2026 tomorrow

[onisionofficial]

For some reason when I'm trying to sleep I think about The Hat Man and how he's never visited me. Then I think about how people take benadryl to hallucinate. After that I'll think about that episode of Grey's Anatomy where the wedding planner has an allergic reaction and all they have is expired benadryl so the put up her butt. (Season 14 episode 23) So, naturally, I wonder if the people who take Benadryl for fun have boofed it?

From what I've found on r/DPH, at least a couple of people have thought about it.

Also, don't use benadryl to hallucinate. Honestly, don't use it for allergies either, unless it's the topical cream. Use a second generation antihistamine, they have less side effects and you need way less. (I'm not a doctor, I'm just some one who has allergies, so talking to your doctor.)