cool stuff i saw online

Pretty much just a collections of cute/funny/kitschy things i see while searching for other stuff online - no specific criteria, it's all just vibes! (probably mostly second-hand and vintage objects)

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I collect interesting oobjects!

When searching for things online i often come across funny/cute/weird objects and i want to share them with others who might like them. So here's a blog for that!

I find the objects randomly (usually on second-hand platforms)- i'm not selling any of these, i just share pictures of them!

I'll do my best to add image descriptions to the posts. If i slip up, or make mistakes please don't hesitate to tell me!

my main is @michameinmicha

Just a heads up: activity on this blog will probably be irregular (i'll fill up a queue that will post regularly, but it might take a while to refill it once it's empty)

feel free to send asks or dms, reply to posts and like/reblog everything you like :)

Hope you have fun!

[online-oobjects]

One Million Dollar Bill | Golden colored engraved

As a rule i hate finding random scam shit on my beloved second-hand website but sometimes they are just so funny i have to share them:

Article Description (translated by me):

You are bidding on a Golden One Million Dollar Bill The Bill consists not of paper but of Polycarbonate and cannot be torn The Bill is Gorgeous and faithfully embellished Running a finger across it, you feel the embellishments Very well suited as a present The bill can be used as a gateway to emotion-development* and as a visualisation to signal to your subconscious that you already have the millions and thus attracting them in to your life 💰✨💰 I believe in you! Have fun champion

Obligatory Gravity Falls reference:

So this person appears to mostly sell YuGiOh Cards, which i respect but then they sadly also has tons of identical copy offers of these gold bills (altho there are 3 different versions of these: the 1 Million Dollars, 100 bitcoins and 1000** Swiss Francs (and yes the little plastic stand costs extra) But where i t really pisses me off is that they apparently spam these into all kinds of unrelated tags which is just downright rude. (yes i reported it, hope that works!)

Some extra thoughts and footnotes under the cut:

I tried to faithfully translate the awkward phrasing, hope this comes across *The word they use here "Gefühlsaufbau" is as far as i can tell not an established term and i couldnt really find what it's supposed to mean, therefore struggled to find a translation. I think it is used here in a similar way to "muskelaufbau" which means muscle development, which is why i translated it that way. I also fell like this does nicely translate the feel of that word since emtion-development similarly sounds like it should mean something different from what they are using it for... (i dont have the spoons to go digging in the english-speaking manifesting communities to find a perfect translation, sorry)

**I find it hilarious that you could chose to manifest 1 million dollars into your life or just 1000 Francs (ca. 1280 USD today) Like thats not an unsignificant amount of money but it is a bit of a step down from a million lol

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Vintage Sanrio My Melody Children's Scissors from the 80s

(seen on a second-hand site)

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I need you all see this item for second how i saw it, before i realised what is actually being sold here:

And then finally, after i stared at this listing, trying to come up with who the hell would be the target audience for this fucking object....

yeah, it's a hat with a hole for your ponytail. there is no ponytail included in this purchase.

turns out the world is a little bit less puzzling yet more boring than i thought for a moment...

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Hinfallen... Aufstehen... Krone richten... Weitergehen!

(seen on a second-hand site)

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Tazza Cha Cult design edition

(seen on a second-hand site)

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"Segne und behüte uns durch deine Güte" - "Bless and protect us through your grace"

motiv-tasse kowohl edition hintermann illustration von lutz mauder

(seen on a second-hand site)

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Tiffany & Co. Weihnachtsschmuck Ornament

Weihnachtsmann aus Kristallglas von Tiffany & Co. in Originalverpackung. Der Anhänger ist in makellosem Zustand und wurde nie benutzt.

(seen on a second-hand site)

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Antike Mocca Tasse - antique mocca cup

(seen on a second-hand site)

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Tasse mit Elefant - Mug with elephant

(seen on a second-hand site)

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Ornamin Globi Becher Guter Zustand

(seen on a second-hand site)

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...the listing claims this is a "hedgehog"?

(seen on a second-hand site)

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Tasse Frosch

(seen on a second-hand site)

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Tasse CARPE DIEM! mit Katze am Fenster

(seen on a second-hand site)

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Christbaumfiguren (seen on a second-hand site)

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Weihnachtsdekoration aus Glas, grosser Anhänger für Baum

(seen on a second-hand site)

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musizierender Weihnachtsmann mit Trommeln

Spielt jingle bells, silent night, etc.

(seen on a second-hand site)