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Why do Spotify friends exist? So they can see my ABHORRENT taste in music at 2am on a Tuesday? So they know I have played Party In The USA on a loop for three weeks? So they know all my faults and weaknesses? Why is this a feature.

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Can I be honest, I originally made this post because someone asked me “if I was okay” after listening to the Skyrim soundtrack for around 80 hours. Mind your own business

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Jamie Lee Curtis recreates iconic angry photos of herself

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A short comic about a Frog and a Troll.

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You know the drill

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My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.

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This is the world’s largest crystal ruby. Mark Mothersbaugh had the gem carved in the shape of an ice cream cone.

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“A few years ago I became friends with a gemologist, and I saw all these gems that he had lying around, one of which was this big ugly stone that I picked up. “That’s the world’s largest ruby you’re holding.” He didn’t know what to do with it, so next time I saw him I asked if I could carve it. It’s right over there. [Points across the room to a glass case.]

I was thinking: Who do you sell the world’s largest ruby to? Somebody who’s uber-rich. And people don’t get uber-rich unless there’s something dark attached to it. It’s always communists in China, or drug dealers in South America, or oil people in Russia. It’s those kinds of people who are going to want the world’s largest ruby. And I wanted to fuck with them in some way. So I said: I’m going to carve it into a turd. But it will look like a custard. I’m going set it on top of a cone, and it will look like a sweet-treat, but really it’s a turd. They’ll buy it because it’s the world’s largest ruby, but only I’ll know that it’s a turd.“ - Mark Mothersbaugh

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Chaotic good

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i have a new hero

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Oh, you better remember me like your life depends on it.

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justbadpuns

What did the mermaid say to their lover? We mermaid for each other

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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS: Being a ride or die means staying by a man’s side whether he has $500 or $5. Not when he cheats 10 times and you stay.

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“Ride or Die” also means that if he ever hits you, he dies, and you call your bff for a ride.

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Loyalty through hardship is one thing, loyalty through cruelty is another.

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Loyalty through hardship is one thing, loyalty through cruelty is another.

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Nintendo’s official website has a poll of who you would like to give a valentine to and Waluigi is winning by a huge margin

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i just got arrested for being too ugly

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can someone come bail me out

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on my way!

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can someone come bail me out

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Some days I’d like to be murdered some days I’d like to bed god

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I intended to type ‘be god’; let this be yet another demonstration of how much wiser and knowing my fingers are compared to my feeble mind

lytorika

I didn’t even question this

I was just like ‘mood, same’ and was about to move on

sluttyfranzkafka

Reality show where Canadians are send to Australia and vice versa.

No plot.

No missions.

Just Canadians and Australians trying to survive each other’s weather.

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Our latest episode

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People who are reblogging this without the pictures are missing out because I’m hilarious

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The best thing about this post is that Australia and Canada are in opposite hemispheres so you can run both segments simultaneously and the Australian will be in the worst of Canada’s winter while the Canadian is in the worst of Australia’s summer